Ape™️

Remember what you've been told, repeatedly, about not posting when all you have to say is drivel. It's going to have a detrimental effect on your already abysmal cunt index.

If you actually are at Royal Birkdale (or in your case Berkdale), I really hope Rory McIlroy sees you, notices what a complete wanker you are and decides it's best for all humanity to drive a ball into your face. Lol. Fuck off.

Even a fucking computer program must eventually realise that it's outputting utter bollocks, surely?

What the devil are you prattling on about, you silly little poof?

Shame.

Cancer?

Have you got anything which could cure the idiocy that afflicts 'eavens?

Do you honestly believe that there is anything remotely funny about what you've written here? I'm almost embarrassed for you.

The pun was clearly wasted on you, much like oxygen.

But if some delivery driver were to repeatedly smash his door into the door of my M3, I should say...... Anyway, what car was it again? Wanker.

Enter Spackman.

'eavens goes way, way beyond spacker.

Fuck off.

Another shard of wisdom from our resident cretin.

'Eavens.

It'd be easier, and just as effective, to chuck a Molotov through his cage door.

The spray of HIV would be from your face.

Well if I did take one, I'd take the big 700 class machine. And I'd make sure the gay dogging evening was one you were attending (plenty of choice there) so I could lacerate your effeminate face right down to the skull with the rotor blades. There would be flesh and blood everywhere.....

Nicely corrected, fuckface.

Poor old Punkape - drunk on spunk again.

She hasn't got a Tesco.

Text book stuff. Again.

I cannot discuss what my wife does without a common frame of reference. When you've got one, a female one, we'll talk. Until then, fuck off.

A text book response, from a text book wanker.

Don't worry Eric, what seems obvious to those of us with some intelligence is a mystery to the thickies.