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Yes, and then there's you. Head and shoulders above every cunt in existence, with the obvious exception of Jazz. Fuck off.

Well said, Spankers. The immovable cunt vs the unstoppable wanker, engaged in an epic bore-off.

Sounds like someone is on the lookout for wanking material.

I've always had Punky down as the receiver......

What are your views on sweet corn, fuck face? Does the same rule apply?

Agreed. Wind your neck in Ding, you utter fucking imbecile.

I'm sure they do, but I very much doubt there's anyone else even remotely as fucked up as you. You're a fucking disgrace, and would be undesirable even as a member of a seaside crazy golf club. Fuck off.

Morning Punkers - how was the golf? Have any of your "club" members seen through your facade yet, and discovered that you're a grubby little shit-stabber that spends his time posting vile, hateful content on Cunts Corner? Fuck off.

I don't give a flying fuck about any of this tedious shit. Stick your BTL and your overheating up your fucking arses. Oh, and fuck off Jazz.

The smell of shit is way more likely to be coming from you.

'Baws has lost it! He's been reading too many 'eavens posts and it's fucked him up.

Why did you choose to dilute this insult?

You didn't include the fact that 'eavens/Jazz is a tedious fucking idiot that posts utter drivel 24/7.

I've often wondered what the point of you is.

Of course it's the lorry drivers fault, you stupid fucking idiot.

I noticed that Channel 4 are planning an "all-night feast of comedy and comment" for election night: Paxman (tolerable), Mitchell (acceptable) and Osman (humourless, dull, Easter-island-headed fucking specky wanker know-it-all cunt). Osman is an inappropriate choice of co-host for a multitude of reasons, besides the ones I've already cited. A complete fucking wanker. Fuck off.

Yet another subject Roops is an expert on! Is there no end to her talents?

Hope you're watching the live debate on CH4 tonight Punkers. Paxman is being overly Paxish, but I just wanted to explain to you that all the mandates being discussed aren't the kind that you like. Poof wanker faggot. Lol. Fuck off.

A bit like a lunar lander, but not quite.

I wonder if he's also a devout Catholic and enjoys things being shoved up his arse?

Or better still, dead?

When quoting someone else's material, wanker, it is normal to divulge your source. You're a fucking disgrace.

More plagurised shite that Punkape is unashamedly attempting to pass off as his own work. Fucking wanker. https://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/06/nhs-shouldnt-fund-drug-prevents-hiv/ Just noticed 'Baws had already rumbled the cunt, but I'm saying it too.

That's a shame - I was hoping you'd be put under a 5MN hydraulic press.

Title says it all really. It's blatantly obvious that the wankers at the met office don't have a fucking clue what's going on. Someone needs to go down there and sort them out. I'm sending Ephraim and his mates to eat the cunts. Fuck off.