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It's time to stop.

Jacko, you terrible cunt - good to see you haven't lost your touch.

Death to Ding! Death to Ding!

Well that's not very friendly. Cunt.

Ten! Ehh, ehh, ehh, ehh, ehh. I love to count.

I did indeed. Anyway, now the niceties are out of the way, fuck off.

Played any golf this weekend?

Reported to who? It's highly unlikely you'll find anyone on this site, admins included, who gives a flying fuck. lol.

Silence, spacker.

Nine likes for this comment, Bill! Nine!

Please, please, please change the record you stupid fucking wanker. If I ever find out where you live I'm going to burn your fucking house down - unless it's been raining and the cardboard is wet.

You forgot to mention they have AIDS, you fucking spastic. Unsurprisingly there was a gay reference though. Stupid, repetitive wanker.

Smack dat bitch up.

Word.

Yes, that's probably another reason.

Fascinating. Absolutely fascinating.

No, the reason you won't move in with her is that she fucking despises you. So do I.

I assume you realise the unlucky bit was sarcasm?

Bricktop!

Well, well, well - another top drawer nom from our resident village idiot. You really are a fucking prick.

I'm not after sympathy, arse bandit, I'm just making a nomination of something that I feel is a cunt. You should try doing the same one day, rather than posting your trademark homosexuality and abortion drivel, you vile, twisted little shit stabber.

It doesn't matter who I'm trying to call - credit card company, bank, utility company etc. Whenever I do, whatever the time of day, whatever the day of the week, I am warned that due to the abnormally high call volumes they are currently experiencing, there may be a delay in my call being answered. How unlucky is that? Fucking cunts.

You fucking spastic.

I'd fuck you.......up.

I don't doubt an encounter with you would be life changing. I expect most people would look at themselves in a new light - thanking their god that they're not a skinny, emaciated, cancer-ridden piece of fucking shit.