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Ape™️

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  1. I must confess I wasn't comfortable with a like from that vile piece of shit.
  2. Has this piston cunt named himself after an engine component, or is it a reference to his penchant for being urinated over?
  3. Glad to see you're keeping a close eye on the second hand fish cutlery market, Spunkers. It's a useful performance metric that reflects the state of our economy. Have you any insights into fondu set prices? I'm keen to buy, but the prices are up and down all the time and I could use some expert advice. I don't want to get my fingers burned, if you'll pardon the pun. Lol.
  4. Stupid, stupid cunt. And not only stupid - fucking strange too.
  5. Well said. Branson is a ruthless, greedy, oily heap of shit.
  6. This is possibly your finest work to date. Pure, unrefined drivel.
  7. Further proof, as if it were needed, that you're a complete fucking idiot. Best regards, Ape.
  8. Your nostalgic soppy self is a fucking idiot.
  9. Don't get him started - I don't think I could take such hilarity tonight. He's ruthlessly funny.
  10. Guess my brain is "very low functioning" too. Cunt.
  11. Ape™️

    The Samba

    Since dog shite is the foulest smelling matter in the known universe, I'd opt for the human shite. Unless, of course, it was yours.
  12. Quincy has his own special brand of convenience food.
  13. Brains 4U don't open on Sundays.
  14. Those utter wankers should be stripped of their medals. Fucking disgrace.
  15. Ape™️

    The Samba

    But it's just a DOS shell, running within the Windows environment, and consequently Windows is still in control.
  16. I've done ThunderCunt a disservice - it's clearly you (that's ya, in Panzerspacker speak).
  17. Ah, but that's not directly is it? I'm talking some kind of delivery chute - straight from arse to mouth.
  18. I strongly advise you to distrust Punkape - he's a screaming left footer.
  19. If you could find a way to directly shite in your own mouth, would you do it?
  20. Another spastic in shining calipers, rushing to Franks defence. Shameless fucking poof. lol. Lol.
  21. Ape™️

    The Samba

    See what I mean?
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