Ape™️

Forest of Dean?

Why do some people feel it's acceptable to suddenly jam on their brakes and stop in the road just because their fucking phone is ringing? I was following a car tonight that suddenly did this and came to a halt about two foot from the curb. No indicators on to say it was pulling in, the idiot just stopped. I didn't know what the reason for this manoeuvre was initially and sat behind patiently in case there was an animal in the road or the car had a problem. However, ir soon became apparent from the arm waving going on that the cunt was on the 'phone and completely oblivious to the three or four cars stuck behind him. Fucking idiot.

Perhaps he did mean 'hole' and has had a good year of action up his shit box?

I personally think you have some fairly serious mental issues Frank. Just sayin'.......

Are you special needs or some kind of retard?

I believe I may have to find a more powerful audio device to indicate the presence of utter drivel, as the klaxon just ain't going to cut it with this.

Whatever you say Walter!

Fuck me another Walter Mitty on the corner. Tell me, how many times have you actually done what you describe in the fantasy above?

Did you serve them with liquid nitrogen sauce? The cunt seems to use an awful lot of it.

Agreed. Some of these comments go too far.

Give her one up the pong'un?

The drivel is strong in this nom.

Utter fucking Drivel. Again.

Your trout mask may well be a replica, but your trout brain is undoubtedly genuine.

You're welcome to wear a polythene bag over your head any time you like as far as I'm concerned.

I suspect it contravened the prime directive: "Cunt shall not Cunt Cunt", which is a shame as it was fucking good entertainment Deci, old chap.

Sounds like a job for Ephraim.......

What the fuck are you talking about? Read what you have typed and see if you think it makes any kind of sense.

You aren't being made to look a fool or cunt.......you seem to be doing it of your own free will!

Certainly seems a bit extreme. There was footage from the show on national TV only last week in "It was Alright in the 1970's" so not completely taboo, especially in the context it was posted.

Agreed. It's not as if the normally polite and tolerant driving public suddenly become impatient maniacs at the first sign of winter weather. The roads are full of impatient cunts and, at times, I am ashamedly one of them.

A generous score, Jacko. Personally I give the stupid fat cunt 1/10, and that's only because I'm enjoying my first drink in a week.

They aren't exactly bright? That's fucking rich coming from you! Have you been sniffing corn flour again?

There's that famous weapons grade stupidity again. Way to go Del!

Another of your many fans Del.