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Only one dick-pic, but due to the length of the subject it had to be split across multiple images.

So everyone who dies in an Audi, BMW and or 4x4 (whatever that means) must have been driving like a cunt? That’s your nomination? Not very good really is it?

I have a couple of questions for you: 1). What is this pile of shit nomination about? 2). Are you typing with a forehead-mounted stick?

What the fuck is this?

A cup of scorch?! A fucking cup of scorch?! The cunt should be scorched to death. Scorched to death with fire. What a fucking cunt.

It’s because I was nasty to slc - what have I done?

Oh boo-fucking-hoo, did the nasty virtual character on a website hurt your feelings? You absolute fucking melt. Be bothered to look at messages? Please, indulge me - are you having a secret chat about the nasty virtual character? As above - you absolute fucking melt.

No, you’re just the corner equivalent of the village drunk/idiot. Blimey, you’ve started early haven’t you? This kind of repetitive bollocks doesn’t usually start flowing until after 7:30 pm. Airfix and arseholes - lol LOL - fucking hilarious!

How did I make myself look silly exactly? Are you now an expert on CC etiquette? Verbose, pompous wanker.

Almost as idiotic as people who repeatedly use the word ‘prostrate’ when referring to the male gland!

I’m deeply sorry. In my defence, my comment was aimed more at the mindless idiocy of the nomination itself, and its author. I make myself sick.

So fucking what? I can’t be bothered to spend hours and hours on here, trawling through the endless bollocks you and your kind churn out, day and night. But when I read something I find particularly idiotic I will take the piss. Prick.

I still have no idea what the cunt is in this nomination, apart from the author being one.

Thick as fucking pig shit.

Why is someone being treated for an enlarged prostate a cunt? The fact he’s gone public with it might encourage more men to get checked out, so I see absolutely no reason for this nomination. Prick.

@and considers these a real delicacy.

Fuck off.

Careful - I was recently reprimanded by the stupid cunt for using 7:30 pm rather than 19:30. He’s very touchy about it.

Blah blah blah - what a clever and highly amusing post. You seem to think you’re in a position to judge others, and clearly believe you’re one of the big boys of CC. I have very little time and even less inclination to spend hours posting on here these days. But when I see yet another moronic load of shit that you’ve drunkenly written, I will always make time to take the piss out of you. Lol LOL. Prick.

What value do you bring to the site, you silly, drunken little twat?

Your red blooded male act isn’t fooling anyone, you creepy fucking deviant.

A competent professional? 😂😂😂

Funniest thing I’ve read on here for years. Are you considered an expert in things that aren’t in your field of expertise too? You absolute fucking bellend.

You see, if you post earlier in the day and observe the 7:30pm rule, you’re actually capable of posting something reasonable. Still a load of utter bollocks, but at least it’s intelligible.

Q.E.D.