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Ape™️

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  1. Frank is a sneaky, devious, manipulative wanker - my advice would be to keep the vile scumcunt at arms length.
  2. Post a picture of four pairs of homosexual “pumps” or whatever you people call them, or shut your idiotic mouth. Fucking wanker. Lol lolLOL
  3. I’m not talking about football or rugby, but sports where two players are head to head in a tennis or snooker match, for example. Any cunt who shouts out some idiotic load of bollocks, especially if it’s at a critical point in the match, should simply be identified and thrown out. No warnings or second chances - just kick the thick wankers out. That way the vast majority of genuine fans get to enjoy the spectacle. Fuck off.
  4. I had a quick look at the link he posted - footwear for faggots. I’d like to see a picture of the £1000 queer quartet too.
  5. Care to explain what the cunt is in this ridiculous load of fucking drivel? Bolognaise recipe is the title, just in case you’ve forgotten.
  6. That’s surprisingly funny for a cunt like you, Neil. No offence.
  7. No, he was just pretending to be pissed. Don’t be fooled by his trickery.
  8. He does it deliberately, to fool us all into thinking he’s not an alien.
  9. I think simply referring to them as flid A and flid B is more appropriate.
  10. Perhaps we should deploy you and your spastic-in-crime, elc, to bore Putin to such a degree that he blows his fucking brains out. Think about it - you could both turn your innate ability to put people in a fucking coma, just by typing, into a way to change the world. Oh, I nearly forgot: fuck off.
  11. There you go again - not understanding the workings of CC and making yourself look a complete cunt.
  12. I’ve attempted to point this out to slc, but he’s oblivious to just how completely he doesn’t understand the working of CC. A bit like your pet monkey, but way worse.
  13. How can I hope to compete with a talented wordsmith such as you?
  14. I see. Anyway, where the fuck have you been?
  15. It’s official - there has never been a more verbose, illiterate and generally fucking stupid cunt than you in the history of CC.
  16. My limited command of the French language pales into insignificance when compared to your obvious mastery of it. You fucking dunce.
  17. I was referring to your oh-so-hilarious writing style, where you cleverly dropped in some French words for comedic effect. Or not, as it turns out, you fucking idiot.
  18. You really are a prize moron. Is this your idea of humour?
  19. Just when I thought you couldn’t possibly be more utterly shit, you pull this gem out of the hat. What the fuck possessed you to compose this travesty?
  20. Another literary car crash. Think it’s time to get the spacker stick sharpened.
  21. A simple ‘yes’ would have sufficed.
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