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I think you'll find my interpretation is right on the money, turd burglar.

Your ability to incorporate gay references into any subject shows just how seriously you take being a fucking poof. lol.

A question: does the phrase "change the record, you thick, repetitive fucking poof" mean anything to you?

I'm all for courtesy and am always courteous to others when the situation makes it appropriate. But stopping dead on an empty road simply to let a solitary car out of a T junction is just silly, as is the long distance door holding business.

It's not really working.

There's a women near most people ratters.

There's a breed of person that really, really wants to be seen to be courteous, even though the situation doesn't warrant it. Example 1: I'm a considerable distance from a door that the OCC is just going through, and it feels obliged to hold the door, despite having a 10 second wait before I get there. I consequently feel the need to speed up, as I am now inconveniencing the OCC, despite the fact I am just minding my own fucking business. Example 2: I'm waiting at a T junction and the only car approaching from either direction, driven my an OCC, flashes me to come out. It's fucking embarrassing - had the OCC just driven by, 2 seconds later I could have pulled out without any need for the OCC to become involved. Cunts. Well meaning, but nevertheless cunts.

Something a brain dead faggot like you couldn't possibly understand. lol.

Only one drawer? You're clearly not very important!

You should tread carefully - IKTC is passionate about his Brexit victory. He'll be fucking furious when he reads this.

What? No cleverly constructed counter-argument? Your reply is like that of a cretin.

Would you recommend just trade silicone or a higher quantity type, with anti-fungicide additives?

Ahhhh ha ha ha ha ha! I see what you did there! Fucking brilliant!

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Thanks - I'm touched. Prick.

Shut up you verbose, thick, easily antagonised fucking idiot.

Shut up, you silly little poof.

Perhaps the site should be renamed "Bloody Nice Bloke Corner" instead?

What a dreadful looking object. Looks like it has car wheels on it. Surely only cunts buy such things?

Your continued responses, to posts designed specifically to elicit a response, speak volumes about your stupidity. Fuck off, you spectacularly fucking thick twat. lol. Lol.

Shut it you shit-stabbing wanker. lol.

Not everyone's arse is 3" diameter Punky. Some people still do thin poo. Oh, and while I've got your attention - fuck off.

At the risk of being reported, I want you fucking dead. Dead by dawn.

Fuck off you stupid little poof. lol.

Do you actually have a job? Fuck off and do something useful, you utter waste of oxygen.

If I were a Cunt-Factor judge, I think we both know who I'd award top marks to. Now, fuck off, you nasty little cum-guzzler.