Ape™️

1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said:

C'mon @Ape™️ try to be nice for just one day

You know my answer to this.

2 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

.Do you seriously believe even  in your widest of dreams that any thing you say or any opinion you have is relevant in any way shape or form.

I have some pretty wide dreams I’ll have you know.

15 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

As did your religious conversion post you cunt .Been there , done it got the t shirt .What Do you think I should be shamed into doing , killing myself perhaps .That's your normal  little go to suggestion.prick.

 

Killing yourself would be my preference.

5 minutes ago, ratcum said:

I dreamt my mum pulled me off. Has anyone else had the same dream?

Self reported.

Your mum pulled me off.

3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

I'd like to say I'm interested in finding out where this heading, but that would be a lie.

It’s just Frank attempting to be more of a man’s man. He wants to appear down with the kids and down with the racists, rather than the weedy, no-socks deck shoe-wearing, designer man bag toting poof we all know him to be. 

1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said:

Sould plagiarism be added to the list of rules for banning? (Where did I hear that before?  Priscilla Presley, Yoko Ono, etc.) 

Fuck off. 

1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said:

The talentless cunts we are bombarded with every day earn a few grand for advertising the postcode lottery , funeral plans, life insurance  and all manner of worthless shit . Those who have accumulated  personal  fourtunes for being nothing bit big mouthed narcissistic cunts are selling the dream of money for nothing,  well not nothing,  2 quid  to be precise .They know no shame .They just rub it into the nose of ordinary folk  who are finding it diffucult to buy food.  What cunts they are .They need to be eradicated. Each and everyone of the cunts .

I’m no expert on the history of CC posts, but I’m pretty damn sure this constitutes repeat bollocks on an almost unheard of scale. @Cuntybaws - to the main board please.

6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Do they have chop in Canada?

 It would appear that they do…

2 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

@Ape™️ is using his toy helicopter to fix it in place.

Fuck off. 

23 minutes ago, Decimus said:

I'm not sure that race baiting could ever be considered de rigueur for the average metrosexual queer around town. 

You can either double down on this shit and face the consequences, or apologise profusely for your blatant, Manky-woo tribute act and pray that your arsehole subsequently survives the weekend.

That weird little cunt @and will be beside himself to see you posting again, the stupid fucking prick.

24 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

I'm descended from good West Country slave trading stock. Rees-Mogg. Remember my name! 

You’re descended from a line of good West County village idiots, and I’m sure your ancestors would be very proud to see just how far you’ve taken idiocy.

In light of the Clapham chemical attacker’s apparent conversion to Christianity, which was supported by a church and heavily influenced the decision to let the cunt remain in the country, I began pondering what changing religion actually entailed. I can’t see how someone with a (supposed) total belief in the existence of a particular god or deity can suddenly cease to believe in that divine being and switch to an (apparently) total belief in another. It’s like someone suddenly deciding to believe the earth is flat. it’s almost as if all religion is a load of utter bollocks.

Fuck off.
 

18 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

Thankyou for your comments.You can always be relied on for changeable and original content. You never repeat yourself , that's what I love about you .

Why are you responding to a post aimed at someone else? 

5 hours ago, and said:

Excellent nom (as usual) keep up the good work! ✡️

5 hours ago, and said:

Most definitely, he's a bit peeved about not getting any of the Windrush compensation that he obviously thinks he's entitled to, BTW, 'entitled' is the problem, like all his kind, that's what they think, they're entitled to something, but it's off the back of somebody else, they don't want to put the graft in for it.

5 hours ago, and said:

Now Frank's been furloughed, he's definitely 'The Best' on here.

5 hours ago, and said:

He wishes he was that amusing.

He's more like Syd Little without Eddie Large.

21 minutes ago, and said:

How do you feel when you look in the mirror?

(asking for a friend)

14 minutes ago, and said:

You came back, though.

Obviously you can't get enough of him.

Typical Windrush, expecting everybody else to conform to your own petty agenda.

What a staggeringly stupid fucking cunt you are, churning out post after post of pathetic, mindless fucking idiocy. You’re a imbecile.

15 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

"You call me  a boring cunt" well fuck me I was REPLYING TO WOLFIE. 

Should have gone to Spec savers and lay off the booze. 

14 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

That wasn't directed at you .my apologies .

What a prize pair of utter fucking spackers.

3 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

Well have a nice time .The chances are they'll hold you down and violate your ring peice .

1 minute ago, entitled little cunt said:

Thats exactly what my ex wife said .

You do remember you’ve already responded to OCR’s post?

3 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

Talking about shit, what happened to Dec's threatened comeback this weekend?

Fuck off.

Just watched the Amazon remake of the classic Road House, which unfortunately included the strutting, grinning, bearded idiot McGregor. He may be a highly successful MMA fighter, but he’s an utterly fucking appalling actor, as well as a massive cunt. The film was generally entertaining, but McGregor is awful.

5 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

@Ape™️ I am waiting for a call from LCE to tell me that my camera lens has arrived .. do you have any thoughts?

As a matter of fact I do - shove your new lens up your arse and kill yourself. 

1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said:

Hopefully June 2029, I should be dead by then.

What’s your opinion of Frank’s recent behaviour? Clever or cunt?

1 minute ago, Frank said:

Ape, I’m taking a bit of a pasting this evening. Tensions are sky-high, and rightly so! It’s probably best that I lie low for the foreseeable. 

See you in June x

It’d been much better if you simply killed yourself. Better for you, better for us. Better for humanity.

8 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

He's a seriously insecure man, Ape. Have you noticed all the does, no matter what the topic, is mention some fake part of his life or how he's feeling, asking what he should do etc. He clearly has parent issues and I'm glad they hated his guts. 

It’s no surprise he turns to a 6’ 5” transvestite for companionship. Companionship and likes. The fucking gimp.

27 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

It's been a truly awful week, Ape, Frank's has been on here day and night. In his desperate attempt to top the leaderboard the idiot was responding to everyone and literally replying to all of my posts, I've never seen the cunt so chatty. One fake threat to his leaderboard 'triumph' was all it took for him to make a right cunt of himself and desperately check he was still at the top. 

What a fucking plonker he is. Lol. 

For someone who supposedly has money, travels and leads a seeming cosmopolitan lifestyle, he seems to have an awful lot of time to spend on Cunts Corner, acting like a childish imbecile. I find it embarrassing.

4 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

@Frank I think I've well and truly snookered you this evening. Lol. All before 7pm... Think I'll have cuppa and watch some TV, I doubt you'll be showing yourself again this evening. 

 

It’s nice (but wholly unsurprising) to see Frank making a complete fucking cunt of himself. What a strange and thoroughly unpleasant individual he is.

10 minutes ago, Frank said:

That’s why you’ve never be a contender, Ape. You don’t have the words.. never mind the brain. 

That’s not Kate! 

Yeah - not being a contender has really ruined my life. All I wanted was to be one of the big beasts on an obscure little website forum. How I wish I could be like you!

Deluded fucking idiot.