Ape™️

3 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Any chance you could move your fucking motor a few feet forward? I’ve been trying to reverse the imaginary M4 out of my driveway for the last hour. I’m supposed to be meeting Drew for a couple of pints at ten o clock and I don’t want him getting pissed before I get there as he’d definitely  blame you for making me late.

 

 

Ten o’clock in the morning is more Drew’s style - he’ll be lying in a pool of his own vomit by now.

There’s a childlike naivety to the explanations the Russians give for events that occur that they don’t want to be interpreted as murder or attempted murder. You’d think, after the reception they received for their Salisbury cathedral visit bollocks, that they’d try to come up with something more imaginative and believable than someone who was apparently healthy, but happened to be a thorn in the side of Putin, suddenly dropping dead after a walk. It’s like they’ve got a committee of 7 year olds coming up with this bullshit. Fucking idiots.

18 minutes ago, Basil said:

No disrespect intended, but you are making quite the idiot of yourself here.

Bill and I have been jousting over Trump and Covid for years. It’s just for shits and giggles. If you want to target a real idiot, @and would be an excellent choice: He’s a weapons-grade moron.

13 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Noah was regarded as a conspiracy theorist until it started to rain.

Noah didn’t fucking exist.

On 17/02/2024 at 08:11, Cunty BigBollox said:

I've used a couple of buses on the way home from the job centre recently, the last one was even one of those highly combustible electric ones. They were full of scummy losers at life making their way home with their Value Baked Bean tea.

This is a really, really funny post! Scummy losers at life! LOL! Value baked bean tea! LOL LOL! Fucking superb! 

Unemployable idiot.

1 hour ago, King Billy said:

You really don’t get it do you Ape? It’s just a PR stunt to send low IQ twats like you and the fake news MSM into an unstoppable and frankly hilarious meltdown and guarantees him 24/7 coverage on the US news networks (those that hate him and those that support him). The Donald is the master at using the media for maximum exposure. Surely you’ve heard the old saying ‘any publicity is good publicity’ Ape?

I’m not trying to argue with you Ape, just trying to educate you so hopefully one day you’ll be able to understand the complexity of current affairs and maybe have a sensible conversation with me. I’m not going to give up on the possibility of that happening just yet as I’ve always looked on you as having the potential to turn things around with a little help.

Approximately how many conspiracy theories are you actively obsessing about at the moment? Can’t just be the theft of Trumps presidency and Covid, surely?

8 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Of course Ape. I’m wearing mine (and fuck all else) right now whilst admiring myself in my bedroom mirror. Without wishing to appear at all flash, my advice to you is ‘save up and order a pair’. You’ll be the talk of the town if you wear a matching gold face nappy in the queue for your next Covid booster appointment. 🤣

Your idol will have to sell an awful lot of pairs of these ghastly looking things to pay off all the money he owes New York State. Luckily for him he lives in a country with the highest density of thick, gullible, easily manipulated idiots on earth, so his special “sneakers” might actually help him save his habitually lying arse. Let’s hope not though.

6 minutes ago, and said:

Jealous, 'cause they won't be stocking them in Tesco in your neck of the woods?

Yeah, that’s it. You got me.

Spectacularly stupid fucking imbecile.

29 minutes ago, and said:

The Donald must be trying to attract the 'Pink Dollar', faggots will be on their fuckin' knees, drooling, for anything that gaudy.

Fuck off.

Anyone tempted to buy a pair of these superb looking “sneakers”? @King Billy - have you placed an order yet?

8 minutes ago, and said:

My good friend Kate posted an interesting video the other day.

To save you time, I'll give you the gist.

If you leave your humble abode empty, for what your local council deems to be too long a time, you may be served with a 'compulsory purchase order', as happened to the couple she mentions in the video.

That is, the council will take the property off your hands (presumably for a pittance) and use it for whatever purpose they see fit, possibly housing people who have nowhere else to live.

I'm most concerned that, as @Decimus has now left these shores, I seem to recall him mentioning that he has kept his house in Norfolk, in case he needs to return.

Imagine the wonderful surprise he would have if he did return, him being on the east coast, and finding he is inadvertently giving shelter to some poor, neglected and unwanted refugee/illegal immigrant.

He would be over the fuckin' moon, I'm sure 🤣

 

You really are a total prick.

10 hours ago, Frank said:

 

Now I know why Bill is so defensive of the idiot - “The Don” loves him and his kind!

10 minutes ago, King Billy said:

The Donald has his own helicopter Ape with perfectly painted blades, so I understand your bitterness and jealousy. 
And I’m not trying to get you even more wound up but the word on the street is that he’s never been to Tesco’s or eaten value beans either. Sorry.

Has he? Has he really? Wow! That’s amazing! Imagine that - someone owning a helicopter!

16 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Are you really asking me that?

Do your research Coco.

No, of course I’m not really asking you that. 

12 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

Talking of little minds , how's Joe Biden?The geriatric old fuck , that old coffin dodger  has fucked up anything he's actually attempted to do .Could you imagine the fury if Trump had pulled out of Afghanistan in such a chaotic way. Trump was more careful pulling out of stormy Daniels than Biden was that shithole , allegedly. 

What’s Biden got to do with Trump being a corrupt, bullshitting, narcissistic cunt? Answer? Absolutely nothing. 

36 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Grow up Ape. I’m starting to think you’re not actually as smart as Drew often gives you credit for, and I don’t want to entertain the possibility that maybe you’ve pulled a fast one on me all this time.

🇱🇷TRUMP 2024 MAGA🇱🇷

21 minutes ago, King Billy said:

How frightened are they of Trump to be prepared to destroy the centuries old institutions of the country to stop him? I’m sure you’ll get the answer (not really) if you keep on watching BBC or Sky News you mask loving fucking moron. Lolololol.

So there’s no possibility, in your little mind, that he’s guilty as charged?

$370m fine to pay now - absolutely wonderful! 

Lol LOL LOL 

9 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

I bought a TV at Christmas after 13 years of managing without one. I am fucking too deaf to listen to the sound without turning the sound up so loud that it wakes every cunt in Paignton up, so I turn the sound off and use subtitles .. there is an option to turn subtitles on and off but on some programmes there is this fucking silly annoying sign language cunt that appears on the bottom right hand corner of the screen and no option to get rid of the cunt. What the fuck is with this sign language .. if you are clever enough to understand it you must be clever enough to read the subtitles without all this fucking wavy arms stuff .. Fucking woke cunts.

Kill yourself. Please, just do it. Find an old deltic-powered loco and throw yourself under the fucking thing.

4 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said:

Christ! Did you read that right to the end?

I lost interest at "we".

I see you’re not feeling the love for elc either. He is a rather tedious, verbose idiot, isn’t he?

18 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

I didn't mind the bloke on the radio .He was quite funny at times especially his Ask Elvis  that was around in the early 2000's I think .He earned a good whack of taxpayers money in his time for talking in to a microphone but at least he made a few people smile and laugh which is a lot more that can be said for the cunts on Radio 2 now .The women presenters are shite , especially the northern bint.She's as entertaining as constipation after a hospital stay .

So what you’re saying is you think Steve Wright isn’t/wasn’t a cunt? 

1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said:

Oh ffs, I missed that one. I'll start on the 100 lines .

That’s a good response. Do the lines, roll up the paper and shove it up your arse.

1 minute ago, entitled little cunt said:

I am an idiot but their is some level of visible  irony in your post .

There.

1 minute ago, entitled little cunt said:

On a serious note Donkies scare the shot out of me , apart from their ears which are really  soft and furry .They can be evil little fuckers , I was chased by a demented Donkey in Cyprus .It was like the Spielberg film Duel.The fucker wanted me dead .

Hardly surprising. Seriously though - what the fuck is this nonsense? Are you high?

6 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

@Ape™️ is this you?

 

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/fPCkp5h3w3Ccrp4S/

I’ve no idea, as to give an answer I’d first have to follow your little link, and I’m certainly not doing that. Why? Because you’re a fucking idiot.

7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

ELC, can you please get over this indignant, over-sensitive shit? 
 This is ‘Cunts Corner’. When someone has a pop at you, calls you a wanker.. whatever, it doesn’t mean anything. It’s just how we amuse ourselves in a world where that kind of amusement has been deemed unacceptable. 
 Now call me a nonce, suggest something disgusting about my family and chill the fuck out. You donkey raping shit-eater.

Poof.