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Witheredscrote

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  1. Perhaps you could have a word with Donald next time you meet at Saint Andrews?
  2. Punkers, forget this shit nom. Devastating news coming out of South Korea. The U.S. Military are installing THAAD defence missiles on a GOLF COURSE in Lotte Seongju. Absolutely unforgivable. The local mayor is distraught but said ' it is what it is '.
  3. Ape, having admitted to being tattooed, would make your suggestion very apt.
  4. You live in a flat, you have neighbours. It must be very tiresome for you, and certainly alien to the likes of Punkers and myself. Fucking peasant.
  5. 4:15 appointment. That must be in a flat roof pub with some other low life spongers. The Benefit Agency closes its doors to the public at 4:00pm so you are not going there are you. Cunt.
  6. If I remember, it is very difficult to park nearby, so visitors have to walk more than 50 metres, so Eddie won't be patronizing this museum.
  7. There is always a queue, the trap hatch to the loft in the landing ceiling is very small and fat people keep getting stuck.
  8. Witheredscrote

    DRESSAGE.

    Certainly, I would ride her like Seabiscuit ( if she agreed of course )
  9. And dentists, they get really close, don't they
  10. I am most surprised that anybody wants to get within 6 metres of you, you are so aggressive.
  11. You fucking townie ignoramus. Steers have horns, not antlers. If you are going to take on a member of Punkers calibre get your facts right. Fuck off and lol.
  12. You are a bit slow of the mark this morning Punkers. A bit too much of the bubbly last night? lol
  13. Here we have a nom with Aids, bacteria, sodomites, and all things botty. Considering that Punkers was logged in for over an hour this morning, and has made no comment, should we be worried about him?
  14. Witheredscrote

    Depression

    It was nice that the allies gave Herr Eichmann a pair, probably cheered him up before his hanging. I suppose he wasn't all bad, at least under him the trains ran on time.
  15. You've looked in Manky's shed then?
  16. Witheredscrote

    Depression

    I reckon it's Proper, walking in a circle, wondering what to do about Punkape. He then sits on the chair ( nicked from Roop's council flat ), head in hands, sobbing and asking ' why did I buy this crock of shit?'
  17. What, the pub or Eddie?. Either would be good.
  18. Check your drains, could be a blockage
  19. What an absolutely cracking first post that deserves a like. You have certainly sussed out this 'eavens cunt. Now kindly fuck off and drink some bleach.
  20. Witheredscrote

    Pepperami.

    Fuck off, I bet you have chewed on quite a few leathery old sticks in your time.
  21. I have been reliably informed that at Disneyland, Paris, Mickey Mouse can be seen sporting an Ape wristwatch.
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