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Witheredscrote

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  1. Fucking horrible vision, a Dung Beetle trying to mount a Praying Mantis.
  2. Of course you would, because you are a boring wanker. Fuck off
  3. Well done, a truly original comment. Idiot. R.I.P. Bubba C
  4. I think that might have been me. I seem to remember the ambulance, the argument, and above all, a very loud Northern Anglais type asking the waiter if feesh & cheeps was on the menu. Fuck you, and fuck the bloke who needed the ambulance.
  5. You could just get away with that if you do it between 12 noon and 2.00pm. We will be having our leisurely lunch, and nothing will interrupt that.
  6. What a bunch of whining cunts you all are. I use Ryanair Limoges to Stansted regularly. I book well in advance, the flight is only 1hour 15mins (I have sometimes take longer having a shit than that), and the cabin crew are the same as all airlines, painted cunts and poofs. I wear ear plugs and doze. Using them again the end of this month £ 19-99 return. Fuck off.
  7. Nothing wrong with that. He said that it was to stop the Martian radio waves from entering his brain.
  8. I'm alright. Sofa so good. Fuck off
  9. Dustbins are great, aren't they. I've got two
  10. A firm, but fair solution to an ever growing problem.
  11. I try and build bridges and you knock them down. I hope your caravan goes over a cliff, you flid-baiter.
  12. Fuck, I didn't know that. For years I have been shoving the bottle up my nose to no avail.
  13. Dark as Hell, he certainly was.
  14. For fucks sake Ape, not everybody is as sensible, and as highly intelligent as you................
  15. I would have a good try at getting her back on solids
  16. Sticky Willy, Spotted Dick.
  17. So the bull abusing cunts are now demanding it back yet again. Well here is an idea, why not give them the pile of monkey shit encrusted rock?. It costs the U.K a fortune to keep, and it's full of lazy, oily cunts. Once Spain has got hold of it they could build loads more holiday apartments, and encourage even more British villains ( like our Eddie ) to live there. Watneys Red Barrel indeed.
  18. In the Kingdom of Bhutan they insert pieces of goat cheese into the cracks in the pavement. They are fucking mad.
  19. Yes, but Proper, the power crazed cunt, just can't see that it is serious this time. What next from the smelly old crab, a nom entitled 'How to deep fry your used Tena pads and serve with salad'.
  20. I feel physically sick after reading your sycophantic drivel. Why don't you just meet up with him, and shove your tongue down the back of his trousers.
  21. I have noted that Punkers has logged in this morning, and logged out without posting any of his usual drivel. Like it or not, when a complete fuckwit like him becomes apathetic towards this site then I fear all is lost. This leaves a void that will eagerly be filled by some deranged train spotting old cunt.
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