Witheredscrote

I really feel your pain. Help me here with a simple question please. When you are stuck in a traffic jam, do you actually chew your steering wheel?

Yes, and it would be my fault. When I was referring to the black cunt on a horse, I omitted to say 'under the tail'. Apologies

Oh dear, you are upset again. If you actually take a good look at the Bayeux Tapestry, as I have, you will see a black cunt on a horse. I admit it is very hard to see, as the rest of the horse is black as well.

I agree. I am sure MC meant wogs.

yes

Calm down Mon, you have got too much time on your hands. To gain this response I typed 11 words, costing me 30 seconds of my life. Your response is 175+ words and took your stubby finger 2 hours to type. Work it out. Love Withers.

Don't know about a puncture, a punch definitely. Can you see Manky with Parkinson's, walking down Canal Street, trying to eat a doner kebab. Greasy lamb and chili sauce flying all over the pavement.

' I should be so lucky ' R.I.P Kylie Minogue.

I much prefer you as Frank, much funnier and erudite. Better than when you are wearing this ' Lorry driver's head '.

How do you know it would have mattered, you weren't there.

Surely we should be encouraging newbies to post more, and not subjecting them to abuse. I was rather hoping that admin/mods had stamped out this kind of aggressive behaviour, but sadly not. Such a shame, as the site is doing so well at the moment. Just look at last nights offerings for example. Oh.... lol

What about the 'Blanx' toothpaste advert. The tube has an LED on the end so that you can shine it on your teeth. Just imagine what that would be used for if you left a tube in the presence of Punkape.

There are also a lot of geese and ducks in this world suffering from Scrotaphobia.

Yes, but then again I am French. A two faced cunt 'til my last breath.

Don't think so, it's not brown and it doesn't walk into coffee tables.

It is up Neil's street, Bognor fucking Regis to be exact. Its on his itinerary apparently, and for an extra £ 5 you get to shake his hand. Fat, useless cunt, and McFaddens no better.

Anybody else seen the t.v. ad that has started airing. V. I. POO, I kid you not, a pre-dump handbag size spray that gets rid of the smell of shit. Just spray in the water. A little container will set you back £ 10!!. ' Stop being embarrassed about leaving a bad odour ' they say. Fuck off, I like the next user's eyes to fucking water with the stench I have left. I just hope the stupid cunts who make this can supply in 5 litre containers. That rancid old cunt Lady Pen would need at least that amount.

and it is pointless you trying to impress me with that bollocks, I am very happy being a thick French cunt who has spent 5 hours today sitting in the sun, on the terrasse, drinking Chardonnay. So take your platinum-iridium and scrape the moss off your wet jock patio with it.

Why?. This cunt is English. We have more than enough cunts of our own to put in vaults. Oh, fuck off

That's not going to happen, now is it. They don't let common riff-raff into the RSC. On the other hand they make the French very welcome. lol R.I.P... Punkers.

I highly recommend a stroll due south of Beachy Head.

Training session my arse, more like rehabilitation. Withering Shites

No there wouldn't, the majority of people have got more important things to worry about. Why don't you go on Mastermind, your specialist subject could be ' Anger, and it's part in posting boring and repetitive noms'. Bruce Forsyth indeed.

Scientists have today announced that it might be possible to grow potatoes on Mars, so that will benefit all of mankind, won't it. I bet the Paddies are clamouring to buy one way tickets ( with luck )

good post, good post