Witheredscrote

Expensive watch, maybe. Message written on a piece of Tesco cornflake box, probably. Cheap biro about to run out, definitely.

Doesn't surprise me, you are too slow to catch anything.

I have always admired and respected a person who admits to their failings Edward. Here is something else to ponder. If you had tried harder at school, got a better job, you could have got yourself a caravan and visited seaside resorts like Whitby, Whitehaven, or even Caister!. As it is you have to suffer places like Goa. Your life must be full of regrets. Don't get sunburnt, and have a good time, you deserve it.

sssssssssssssssssssssss you snitching faux paddy cunt

Hahahahaha... that's the first time I've heard that joke (today). Idiot

I would give you a 'like' for this response Edward, but I feel that if I do it will drive Ape over the edge. The poor sucker can't see that he is being suckered by QC and Bubba. What a naïve cunt he is.

This 'illness' causes all over pain supposedly. Probably similar to when I start reading a Ding or Ape post.

Hmmm...' Wine Tasting Cunts '. Nominated by the Corners biggest whining cunt. Very good.

Surely a piece of desiccated dog shit would suffice?

Wow, this nom is really flying isn't it?. I think that the majority of fellow members on here are shocked and appalled by what you have said about me. You are always dropping my name, and anti French comments, into your posts. You are obsessed, and making yourself look foolish.

Scotty, do you know anyone who will torch a caravan for 50€?

What kind of caravan has Ape got QC?. I reckon it's very small, only just enough room for him and a 6 pack of Tesco baked beans...

As you ask, it was because I referred to your wife being big. Upon reflection it was a stupid mistake, as if your missus were big, how would she fit in your poxy little caravan.

What is your opinion on Stannah stairlifts Droopy. I am genuinely interested

This reads like you are talking to yourself. That's what happens when you spend days alone in a caravan, eating Tesco baked beans. Why not bury your northern pride, and take your wife on holiday somewhere exotic like Great Yarmouth.

Bliar wants to keep his gob shut, we've nearly got rid of you bunch of wankers. My cousin is a manager at Peugeot and can't wait to get over to Ellesmere Port, and start stripping out any useful equipment from the factory. Roll on Article 50.

How many light bulbs have you got in your bungalow Droopy, I am genuinely interested.

What's a neighbour Edward?

Sorry Edward, I got confused. I thought that little C&CC flag in the window of his caravan meant ' Complete & Clueless Cunt '. I Googled it, and it stands for Caravan and Camping Club apparently.

There would be if you were wearing one. Cunt

Is it a picture of Ape's brain?

Norfolk comes to mind. Dead web footed council workers floating face down in flooded fields...

A truly thought provoking nomination. What can we expect from this cre What a truly thought provoking nom. What can we expect from our resident cretin next?. Maybe ' People who don't fix their sat dishes to the wall with stainless steel bolts, causing rust streaks on the bricks'

Agreed, but at least it's warmer than fucking Wales.

Forget all this Brexit shit IKTC, I wish I hadn't started it. Are you looking forward to the Chris Eubank Jr v Renold Quinlan fight? I am, nothing gives me greater pleasure than seeing two Deleted punching the shit out of one another. Well I say that, but it would be even better if the brain damaged cunts were beating Rick to death, and taking 15 rounds to do it.