Witheredscrote

I am not you cunt, I was only stating an opinion

What, as against pegging out?

Has it actually been proved that she is barren, or is it that she is ginger, therefore smelly, therefore her fanny batter is rancid, therefore making it impossible for the sperm to do their job...

Poor young William's return can only be likened to Manky's arse after 3 days of drinking Northern beer and eating dodgy curries, i.e: a stream of wet shit. You can fuck off as well, you have become a bore.

...and rightly so.

I have campaigned tirelessly for your release, and you offer us this bollocks. I didn't want to believe all the those p.m.'s that Decs sent me, but he was right, you are shit.

I am celebrating the birth of Our Lord Jesus Christ. So you can fuck right off.

Eric, I would just like to be the first person on here to tell you to fuck off on Christmas Day. There is no need to thank me.

Very good looking girls, but can you imagine Neil driving by. He would be out the car, they would be across the bonnet, and their back doors bashed in. The city would be in constant gridlock.

Could be worse, they could have Roops. Cunt

Gobbler told me she had a titan. Lying cunt, it was like a fisherman's wader.

Christ you are one miserable cunt. I bet it will be one fucking great bundle of laughs at Chez Wiz tomorrow.

Well Ratcum can just fuck off then.

You cunt, I am still waiting for you to review the one in Limoges that I liked. On the subject of le cassoulet, the local restaurants do very well, but I prefer to make my own, using spicy merguez sausage. Ape eats curried beans on toast.

Ape is in a foul mood Punkers, he's just told me that Tesco has run out of their own brand custard creams. He seeeems to be gutted.

Fuck off you nosey cunt

Ah yes mon ami, but when I joined CC you were all part of the EU family. Unfortunately I have had instruction from my local maire to despise 'les Anglais'. Sorry, but what can I do, I have to live with these people.

Caught you cold you Northern monkey. Spitfire, a good Kent beer. Hobgoblin, a good Oxfordshire beer. Southern beer is best, got it?

What is there to explain, I am French

You know of our traditions then?. There is one local paysan that I particularly despise, so I pretend he is Welsh, and then I go the extra km with my boot. Joyeux Noel Punkers.

Well done Punkers, just the way to deal with a Welsh worm riddled with STD

Barcelona Uni, how many mopeds did you manage to nick?

I would have given this nom a 'like' if you had not repeatedly used the non word Xmas. Haven't you got the energy to type Christmas you fat cunt, or are you a flid, cutting corners with a pencil in your fat mouth. Fuck it, I will give you a 'like' as its Xmas. Cunt

Neil would fuck Jabba The Hutt. It would look like he was shagging a mirror.

Ratty, these are nice people that are only trying to boost your morale. Please don't mock. Have a slow wank.