The latest Tesco's Christmas advert. First you have Tesco, biggest cunts of all. Secondly you have the very unfunny Ben Miller being a cunt. Last but not least you have the freeloading uncle who has visited for 2 days and stays for a week, and yes, the old cunt is Welsh. He tells Ben that the port is hidden under the sink behind the Domestos!, an opportunity not to be missed. I keep seeing this shit whilst waiting for Charlize Theron to tell me about J'adore, whilst she splashes her minge with sea water.