Witheredscrote

You should have got your goose from me, no problem with avian flu here. I keep my geese in the bedroom for safe keeping

Rick being spit roasted by 2 members of ISIS would be good

Are you sure about this Eddie. German Authorities have just named the prime suspect as one Anis Amri from Tunisia. There could be an Irish connection then

and the difference being that you can dump your load in a washing machine and it doesn't follow you around for a week saying 'I love you' Merry Christmas Scotty you cunt.

You should have gone, the mulled wine had more body than usual.

I was sitting on the river bank here in 'my' very rural France today and an otter started burrowing in the bank near me, making a rather peculiar squeaking sound. So I shot the noisy little cunt. Tres tiresome.

Repetitive boring shite as usual you boring wanker. Bon Noel Le Cunt

I once shat in my own hand and punched it. How I laughed.

Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries

No, that's Panzerknacker

Fuck off, you haven't seen me stuffing a goose. Now that is vile, but it's Christmas and I am a French pervert.

Imagine Punky bending over a butchers block and saying fillet. What larks

Punkers, do you think Rick is a gay, disabled Nigerian atheist, and failed stand up comedian? It would explain a lot.

I bet your other favourite past time is trainspotting you boring cunt

Forget all this shit Punkers. Do you think Rick is Nigerian?

Wrong, I have lived in France full time for 12 years, and am not bothered anymore what happens in your overcrowded poxy little island.

Yes, yes, yes, yawn, yawn, yawn, and you along with the rest of Joe public will do fuck all about it, other than talk. You will continue to pay your taxes, vote for the same weak willed wankers, and stand in a pub and moan. The rag - headed bastards are gathering in Dunkirk now, trying to get to the U.K. Why?, asked a British reporter this evening. The Rag - head said ' It is hard to get benefits in France, the British help us'. Thick cunts like IKTC think that Brexit will solve the problem, they are wrong, it will make it worse. Then you will go on moaning and whinging with your mates down the pub, blaming every cunt but yourselves.

Shut up Eric

No offence Alfie, but I always find it unnerving when you start thinking.

To compensate, Ding the Racist is having double Yorkshire pudding to celebrate.

That's fuck all, Decimus can trace his family back to a swamp just outside Kings Lynn. So what do you think of that?

No, having an IQ above 30 I do not look at this shit. It sounds American. If I feel the need to look at a load of interbred hillbillies fucking about in trees, I will holiday in Wales. Cunt

I am pleased that the free loading, talentless old plastic hag is dead, its just a pity she hung on so long. It just about sums up what a selfish cunt she was dying 5 weeks before her 100th birthday. I bet her old hubby ( the stupid sap ) has spent a fortune preparing for the event. Fuck him. They won't cremate her, the plastic fumes would make a hole in the ozone layer bigger than Punky's arsehole. Why is it never Brucie or Cliff

He would be in Alabama

I wouldn't be surprised if Ore Oduba wins 'sports presenter of the year'. He won on Strictly Dancing last night.