Witheredscrote
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Keep going Orville, feel the burn. Rod Hull was a cunt
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I don't like foreigners, I piss on them, especially Les Anglais. Am I a racist, NON, why my best friend is black. O.k, he is a French tracteur mechanic who never washes, but he smells like a Nigerian.
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That's the way to do it
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All the above + Fucking Eric.
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I've got a Jap's eye
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Exactly. Who does he think he is, Eric?
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Its bound to happen with 16 fingers.
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I can't deny that those lips could deliver good head. Just like a Canadian goose in a bad mood.
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A slice of ged and gutter
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Gottle a geer
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Forget all this shit Snatch, the woman isn't shaggable, even by Neil's low standards. She slides along sideways like a Spider crab. I would like to immerse her in a cauldron of boiling water, and masturbate furiously whilst she screamed.
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You know me so well Gobbler. Around here we stuff the goose for 7 days, then neck it Christmas Eve.
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That's enough Eric, I am beginning to feel like the ventriloquist in that horror film where the dummy takes over. Back in the box for you.
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Off thread I know. U.K & Swedish scientists claim that a 'handful of nuts a day' increases longevity. With the amount of nuts you have handled you must be looking forward to a very long life indeed. No offence.
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What, like Punkape you mean?
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Yes, and you've read all the racist remarks aimed at me, but you have done fuck all about that have you. Vivre
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Wot, IKTUC
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No I didn't have a clue, and more importantly I don't give a flying fuck. Incidentally the weather here is lovely.
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Sshhh you soppy cunt, she's sleeping
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Eric will be back to you shortly. His scriptwriter has had a long day.
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As this nom is about trains can I immediately derail it. Fuck off you miserable northern cunt.
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We all wish that Decs had never lived
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You turning ginger Edward?
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My point exactly, it's all going wrong on here Decs. Bubba is upset with me, and I am have trouble keeping this Eric thing going.
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Just imagine going into a tobacconist run by a spaz. You ask him for 20 B&H, and the cunt buries a meat cleaver in your chest instead. That would be a real laugh...
