Witheredscrote

Posted at 09:57 GMT. Are you using your phone during early morning Mass Punky. Just make sure the priest doesn't see you.

Good, but before you do, break the habit of a lifetime and post a nom. Fucking Paddy rent boy.

Which sums up most Australians ( lol )

I miss Frank and his anal polyp.

Don't know, probably just more bollocks from you

Morning Drew

So an aged dog is to be put 'to sleep' and its owner goes on Facebook. 100's of people join Walnut for his last drag on a Devon beach. Open your eyes you stupid thick cunts, all around you there are kids being abused, shit and lawlessness, and social injustice. Do you do anything about these issues, do you fuck. Its just a pity there wasn't a Devon tsunami at that very moment that washed all these wankers, and the fucking dog away. This shit made National news for fucks sake.

I would have thought it was right up your street. Canal Street that is.

DECS, its getting worse, this morning I came into the bureau to be greeted by a pervading smell of goose shit, and the floor was covered in feathers. Please help me, I don't know where to turn. I feel cold.

Noted, and with that in mind I hope that Rick and Roops get a severe dose of gastroenteritis and are unable to reach a computer and vet anything for 10 days.

What worries me is that these thick cunts have some sort of degree, masters, or fucking 'ology coming their way. General Knowledge zero if they are under 30 years old. Cunts

I'm scared Decs. Whilst I was having the radiotherapy today the machine started making a hissing noise like a wild goose, and the room started smelling of garlic. I think Withers is trying to possess me. Help me here mate, its worrying.

No problem, its probably your leg irons distorting the signal

Quincy should have also been banned for refusing to open his mouth

Now, now you are taking advantage of Bill's absence. Grossly unfair of you, and of Eric for giving you a 'like'

Back on topic. I looked at 'The Chase' this afternoon and a student was asked about Colditz Castle p.o.w's. Was it WW1 or WW2. He said ' history is not my strong point' and went wrong. This boy was one thick cunt. The battle of Hastings was before my time, but I know it was 1066 you excuse making wanker. Almost as embarrassing to watch as a one armed weather presenter.

May I suggest you forward it to Frank & Bill c/o HMP Roopsmoor. They must be getting withdrawal symptoms by now

Quincy, forget all this shit. I need your help, Decs and Bubba think I am Eric. Put them straight will you. I find it all very disturbing

Bubba still thinks I am Eric. Put him straight will you.

Bubba, are you there?

Decs, whats going on Decs, I went to bed early and there have been mass bannings. Why are you still here?

No Erica, you are getting confused, Bubba is shitcunt, Decimal is wankrat.

Its the usual paranoia that Decimal suffers from I am afraid. For example, he has got it into his head that Roops hates him. What a soppy cunt he is.