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Witheredscrote

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  1. I wouldn't have thought so Bibble. I p.m'd Eddie some photos of my gite after Frank had left. The one of my cleaning girl trying to remove a wig from the U bend was especially disgusting.
  2. I am on some really good stuff at the moment. I,m buzzin' and my cannula is glowing in the dark.
  3. This soppy sod has lost the game at level 1. Fancy posting a 'like' on Roops post. What a grade A fucking loser.
  4. Don't think he is Snatch. Most poofs are quite erudite, this one seems more of a thick bender
  5. I always prefer cremations. At mine I have requested ' Stairway to Heaven ' just to piss you off...
  6. Roops won't like this. She lives in Seattle and is therefore devoid of all humour.
  7. Welcome to CC, your timing for a first nom is impeccable, as Decs and Quincy are in the slammer. Bubba will give you a fair appraisal. Bon chance with that.
  8. Exactly Swarm. I have worked very hard over the last 13 months to be a cunt, and it has nearly killed me.
  9. I suppose where you live there are plenty of people to blow anything up.
  10. We are working on it you impatient Welsh cunt. Isn't one funeral a day enough for you.
  11. Manky doesn't have this problem. His bike has solid tyres
  12. and don't forget the 5 litres of industrial bleach. I hope the soppy attention seeking cunt means it, I have had enough disappointments in my life.
  13. Well that has brightened my day. Now make sure you cut up the wrist and not across. Do you want Bubba to arrange your wake?. He makes really good sandwiches
  14. That it should come to this on CC. I point the finger of blame at Roops.
  15. That's a bit harsh Gypps, Rick is no ordinary administrator. In fact he is a fucking useless administrator.
  16. Spunky, have you seen Frank's latest avatar. He is definitely Nigerian.
  17. Well Bawsy that was why it was so funny. There he was on this stairs sticking out the roof, with his spindly little legs dangling.
  18. I had a really funny dream this afternoon Droopy, you were stuck halfway up a flight of stairs for 8 hours in a Stannah chair due to a power cut. There was piss and shit running out the bottom of your trousers.
  19. Robert Burns of shit poem fame 'Johny, cock up thy beaver', meaning put a pheasant's tail feather in a beaver skin hat. Lady P. is obviously not getting her beaver cocked enough.
  20. Frank has sent me some grapes Punkers. What do you think of that then?
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