Witheredscrote

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Try posting something original. lol lol

I nommed this stupid cunt 8 months ago, so do some research you repetitive cunt. Drink a litre of undiluted bleach, it stimulates the brain.

Frank Zipper was fucking ace. Some say his 'Girl from Ipanema' was his best, but for me it was ' Sunday Morning with Frank' from his Bucket of Flids album... R.I.P Frank

Did you know Luke is Nigerian. You will need your Estwing 24oz leather grip to crack his skull. lol

They were probably the staff you thick cunt

Very true. I have been residing in Norfolk for 2 weeks and have yet to find a decent pub. I did find one in Norwich that was clean, it was a Premier Inn bar, but I was accosted by a drunken piss soaked vagrant shouting about local government. He was screaming in my face ' buy me a pint you French cunt '. He was very aggressive so I left.

Ignore him Gongers, he is Nigerian and was run over by a Huskie dog sled team whilst holidaying in Siberia. Ironically he was carted off to hospital by the same conveyance, shouting 'Vodka white mans medicine, very bad, very strong'

Fuck ripping into Manky, what about seeing off this McFuckwitcunty bastard. What an abysmal fucking nom, absolute wank.

Surely you felt at home though, didn't you?

you soppy little cunt.

Fuck off, there was plenty left but the gearbox was fucked and had to come out.

Very good, and much more entertaining than a Frank video

I only go for pedigrees. Why should I be interested in the progeny of an Irish bogtrotter mated with a Norfolk newt.

I am heavily into l'ejaculation seche at the moment.

Too right, dreaming about Fwank is very strange indeed.

Bollocks, you have no mates, but if you did have one he wouldn't know who his dad was. Fuck off

R.I.P Frank

Don't worry about Bubba, his missus is with him. She will scare the shit out the locals, and if she farts on her 8th pint of Guinness they will be cutting up the atmosphere with a chainsaw.

Fuck off, its owned by Premiere Inns and I fucking hate Lenny Henry. Have a good night, that cunt does.

Trying to relax in a Cotswold pub, impossible, there are too many cunts live there, and I know there is definitely one more tonight.

Surely this is a contradiction in terms.

Agreed, a truly cracking nom. It's just a pity it was posted by such a nausea inducing cunt

I went a bit more traditional at a French restaurant in Norwich hier soir. A filet mignon with cream sauce. This morning I farted and it smelt like the dog's Kennomeat. Are you concerned about Fwank?

Frank, Frank, are you still with us. Wiggle your big toe or something. Let us know, we are all concerned.