Witheredscrote

Quite right Mike . Now go East , find a leaky boat , tie a concrete block round your neck and row 10 miles out into the Moray Firth. Drink a bottle of Brobat ( you deserve the best ) and just sit there.

Frank keeps coming back !!!, for fucks sake tell us you are joking Wiz .

Non left

fuck off you grovelling bastard

there was a young man from Bombay who once fashioned a minge using clay but the heat of his prick turned the clay into brick and wore all his foreskin away

there was a young man from Bombay who once fashioned a minge using clay but the heat of his pr............

what dead ?

probably with a goat knowing you

and back ?

thats more like it

what is it with you and Hull , couldn't sell any pegs there ?

I am a cunt , I don't mind a good cunting in any way , shape or form. I stumbled across this site purely by accident and straight away knew it was for me. From day 1 I was cunted by Slackers and Detritus in the grandest form and it was a tonic after the shit 2 years I had been through. Insults mean nothing to me , my French side is very used to it !. If the insults are repetitious ignore them. Gary Wilmot

So now Sir Ian McKellen adds homophobia to the Oscars diversity debate saying that not enough gay actORS are being honoured. Well Sir Fucking Iron if you and your fucking chutney ferreting pals did more acting and less uphill gardening in the dressing room it might change. As for the lack of arse bandit actors you obviously don't look at the BBC. Cunt

I was calling him a stupid cunt primarily for going to Thailand to die . He could have filled a plastic dustbin full of white lightning and drunk it under Skeggy pier , saving at least £1500. No wonder you Brits abroad have a bad reputation.

So British tourist Peter Nicholson has died in Thailand after a 36 hour bender. He consumed 20 bottles of lager , 4 buckets of Red Bull & vodka plus Sambuca and JD chasers. Stupid cunt. With good luck this will catch on with the masses. No mention of bleach yet.

oh you mean CHRIS EVANS . Have a nice day Swarm

To the first question probably a resounding NO Scotters. To the second question maybe we should give Polish comedians a try , they would go down a bomb in Lincolnshire and Norfolk .

2 weeks now , where IS Bill. In the words of Lord Kitchener ' YOUR CUNTRY NEEDS YOU'

It spread through Norfolk many years ago

I know my place

Fucking hell Detritus , he looks as sick as a Norfolk rat.

sick rat

sick rat

yacht

probably not possible this time of year Scotters. His street is probably knee deep in mud and horse shit.