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Witheredscrote

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  1. Hope you break your legs on the dance floor you smug cunt
  2. Anyway what is this bollocks about Iceland bananas. Can they grow them there ?. Now Guadeloupe bananas are really good (atm)
  3. I read it 3 hours after he posted , that made it present tense you fucking smart arse cunt. True story ? , bollocks .
  4. Well Noakesy this Spotto is a bit of a lightweight , farts indeed. I on the other hand openly admitted on this forum that I soiled in a grand manner. That is called class.
  5. Well I am overcome with emulsion. Thank you Ball_Suckers , I have never achieved a score of 100 % in my life.
  6. Yes and it rather complements all the shit written on this site don't you think ?
  7. Well if it starts to turn liquid I suggest you take 4 tablespoons of Bisto granules. It won't settle your guts but it will thicken it up a bit. Bon chance
  8. Are you talking from experience. So you get your missus to wear them in the sitting room whilst you pork her sister in the kitchen . Am I getting close Scottie ?
  9. And another BBC cunt. Standing in Paris 10 minutes ago and referring to national buildings lit up in Red White & Blue. No you ignorant ,overpaid , over here cunt its Blue White & Red . I don't really give a fuck about flags , just under-educated chancers like this cunt being paid by the fucking BBcuntingC.
  10. you filthy dirty cunt , I'm eating here .
  11. Oooh so do I. It would slow down all you cunts from coming over here and talking LOUDLY.
  12. Well seeing that my mother was French I am always torn. My Englishness says wash my genitalia , my Frenchness says why not wait till after Christmas. As for shagging my neighbour , yes I am guilty. If you met her you would shag her if your English beer soaked flaccid dicks would let you. A jolly vive to you.
  13. Witheredscrote

    Paris

    What a pointless remark . Do you want them to shoot people BEFORE an incident just in case they might be armed terrorists. That seems to be very 'British police - v - Negro in a car to me. You stupid cunt.
  14. No you are not. Any man who wanks at the dining table is not at peace. Get a grip you cunt.
  15. Yeh , fucking Edenbridge , full of Gorgers who would skin a turd for a penny.
  16. Well Scottie , its very important if you are into lace making and peadophilia.
  17. Suggestions please ?. Fucking hell Gurt you really left yourself wide open to abuse there. Thank God for the new look forum otherwise you would be in for a lot of abuse. Oh fuck it , I suggest you go and die slowly in a sewer anyway. Have a very good afternoon xxxx
  18. Witheredscrote

    Cuntzil

    No , but tomorrow I start selling bricks in the fond hope that Frank drives by again
  19. You were lucky ,it was real snow then. Did you know that the ad people use the detritus from Frank's groin area to create the snow scenes
  20. Witheredscrote

    Cuntzil

    Well you must have driven right by me Frank. Next time you are in my area just keep driving by ..PLEASE
  21. Witheredscrote

    Cuntzil

    No you have got it wrong trust me...
  22. Witheredscrote

    Cuntzil

    Try Russian , they REALLY know about drugs.
  23. Witheredscrote

    Cuntzil

    Yes you are Ball_Suckers. Up your game you waste of air
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