Welcome to CC, your timing for a first nom is impeccable, as Decs and Quincy are in the slammer. Bubba will give you a fair appraisal. Bon chance with that.
Well that has brightened my day. Now make sure you cut up the wrist and not across. Do you want Bubba to arrange your wake?. He makes really good sandwiches
I had a really funny dream this afternoon Droopy, you were stuck halfway up a flight of stairs for 8 hours in a Stannah chair due to a power cut. There was piss and shit running out the bottom of your trousers.
Robert Burns of shit poem fame 'Johny, cock up thy beaver', meaning put a pheasant's tail feather in a beaver skin hat. Lady P. is obviously not getting her beaver cocked enough.
Nothing to what the members of your golf club would do to the cunt if he turned up. Metal fatigue of the mouth through blowing you all no doubt. Lol that you cunt.