Witheredscrote

Fuck off, its owned by Premiere Inns and I fucking hate Lenny Henry. Have a good night, that cunt does.

Trying to relax in a Cotswold pub, impossible, there are too many cunts live there, and I know there is definitely one more tonight.

Surely this is a contradiction in terms.

Agreed, a truly cracking nom. It's just a pity it was posted by such a nausea inducing cunt

I went a bit more traditional at a French restaurant in Norwich hier soir. A filet mignon with cream sauce. This morning I farted and it smelt like the dog's Kennomeat. Are you concerned about Fwank?

Frank, Frank, are you still with us. Wiggle your big toe or something. Let us know, we are all concerned.

Invasion of the flids?.

Gypsy piss on the floor. They would get another Michelin Star for that, wouldn't they?

Posting in English would be a good start you illiterate cunt. Was your school bombed?

Frank won't need it, he has just days to go.

Never trust anybody who smiles at you like this. You would wake up to double glazing installed that you didn't really want, and a very sore arse.

You are an absolute cunt and it hurts you to admit it. Did you know Hunstanton henhouses have unlocked doors.

It would have been nice if it was. The hard - nosed cow in the film got shot dead by Clint.

Hideous scrawny grandmother Rosemary Ben - Allee was arrested upon landing at Liverpool airport. She was drunk and abusive to other passengers on board the Easyjet flight, calling them cunts. She has been fined and slapped with a community order. This is a gross miscarriage of justice and the magistrate is a cunt. Surely anybody flying with Easyjet is a cunt, as are all scousers.

You have let yourself down here QC. Pukey has put up a cracking good nom and that is, deep down, what is pissing you off. Your remarks are churlish in the least and you should be deeply ashamed of yourself. No doubt Pukey will ignore your remarks being the gentleman that he is.

Well at least Gobbler's minge can have a well earned rest when he has gone.

Yes shit indeed. I have a large blacksmith's vice that turns. I wish I had your head in it.

Go on, admit you are a fucking retard and we will assist you.

I am now looking at coffins. I want none of this trendy eco-friendly cardboard shite. I am considering Brazilian Mahogany with a polycarbonate lining and plastic handles. The pillow is to be of finest silk, but manufactured in a Bangladeshi sweat shop. I am to be carried to the crem in a gas guzzling Humvee. You?

Come on Frank, talk to me, maybe I can help, I have forgotten that you fucked up my gite. Don't feel ashamed of yourself, anybody can get cancer, H.I.V, or even go prematurely bald. I feel your pain

John and Jo , Trevor McDonald & Moira Stuart, Ella & Fitzgerald. The BBC have been using this cost cutting trick for years

Frank, you don't look well. Even your wig has gone grey. Can I help?

There you go Mothra, as I said earlier, you are a thick cunt.

Was it related to Mike the witless dwarf. He lived without a brain I still miss him. R.I.P MikeD

She looks easy to catch, was that the initial attraction?. I have only just learnt in the last 10 days that turkeys are harder to catch than geese. How about that then.