Witheredscrote

1 hour ago, Decimus said:

Out of everyone on here at least Withers is consistent. And by consistent I mean vindictive, manipulative, two-faced, back-stabbing and about as trustworthy as Barry Bennell coaching an under-9s football team.

Without doubt he is the real deal and puts the cunt in corner. Imagine having the energy at the ripe old age of 102 to regularly still be the biggest fucking wanker in the room. I don't know what his secret is, but I suspect that the old bastard has an unfair genetic advantage what with him being French.

Bullshit, I'm 97

2 hours ago, Wolfie said:

4) Withers. I don't see you offering much beyond insults and bickering. Up your game or it's curtains.

@Wolfie, I was number 4 on the list, and I can honestly say I haven't upped my game, and I am still waiting for my curtains (Green regency stripe for my study). 

On 08/01/2024 at 23:27, Eddie said:

It’s made my day that the beardy nonce has been named along with prince Andrew and Clinton as having sex with young girls on Jeff’s island. The witness has stated she would testify in court that she has watched sex tapes involving these 3. People always suspected this cunt, I would give my left ball to see him locked up. 

Can I have it please. I want to blackball Wolfie.

2 hours ago, Wolfie said:

You've got your rubber-gloved fist wedged so far up Bore's sphincter I'm actually embarrassed for you. It's cringeworthy. As someone who considers you to be as bland as fuck, the fact is there's no difference between the utter hypocrisy of your rambling shite and Gary Lineker's latest Twitterings.

Past weeks have brought commment after comment of highlighting (in either bold or italics) grammar errors you perceive that I've made (you'll know precisely what I'm talking about, the above no exception), all of which I've let wash over my head. And you have the audacity to refer to me as an 'old woman'? Lol. You skinny-fingered, pen-pushing little deskjob wanker. Why don't you say something original for change, like slagging off the UK?

@Wolfie, I've got a feeling you don't like him. That said, you might well appreciate a skinny-fingered doctor, as he is attempting to remove a butternut squash from your rectum, you touchy mmmmong.

18 hours ago, and said:

Is that a euphemism for a cunt?

Could well be, but I just prefer to say Decimus.

30 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

There's so much ammo here Drew I feel like a kid at Christmas. Nevertheless, shouldn't income from your rental properties, seeing as you claimed to be mortgage-free, keep you going beyond 23 January?

Really, is this a trap?

31 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

 where are Frank and Withers?

Probably avoiding cunts like you.

58 minutes ago, Eddie said:

I would love a new build, did you buy your house for 2k in the 70’s when your sort where out of control ?

Be content @Eddie. At least your straw hut is bespoke, and for your information @Eric Cuntman, B&Q do not sell rhino hide front doors at any price. 

4 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

The reason Blockbusters went bust was because more people owned cats that needed rescuing from trees by fireman, so they didn't get as much time sitting around on their arses watching movies.

Upon reflection, this is the most amusing thing I've read on here in three months. 

14 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

You’re a verbose imbecile. You seem to nominate every idiotic thing that pops into your idiotic head. Seek help, you fucking prick.

Let it go Ape....deep breaths.

2 hours ago, Decimus said:

No, of course not. I enjoy watching shadow puppets reenacting Bernard Manning routines via candlelight, whilst boring every cunt within listening distance about the good old days of three terrestrial television channels.

You fucking luddite.

You stupid fucking boring cunt. Kindly shove your remote up your capacious arsehole, and hang yourself with a HDMI lead.

8 hours ago, Eddie said:

 The only blacks that have ever made me laugh, Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy and Dave Chappelle

Sorry Eddie, but you have forgotten the time you pushed your fat ugly wife down the stairs.

5 hours ago, Neil said:

 I normally like a dribbling woman but she's an exception 

Very true Neil, but when Mrs Jones has gone dry, (like Roops), Rosie's oral drooling on the clit will keep them both going all night. 

3 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

I'm getting fed up with my German ZDF alternative viewing Christmas, after a while it feels as if you have done something wrong and they are telling you off all the time. They talk like that to each other too. 🤔

Well turn the fucking thing off then, and get a real life, you sad cunt. Merry Christmas

1 minute ago, and said:

We pay council lackeys like Decimus to do stuff like that.🐒

He couldn't find the hole in his arse, let alone a road. What a drunken slut he is.

41 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

We have all these private "MY DENTIST" shops (I refuse to call them clinics) popping up in every street with all the staff seeming to have either Eastern European or Asian surnames.

My dentiste here is Romanian, and Class A. He speaks fluent French, English, and some Kraut. You on the other hand talk fluent bollocks, and couldn't fill a hole in a road.

22 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

I found Withers retort quite funny,

Well give it a 'like' then, you tight fisted chocco.

26 minutes ago, Frank said:

You know me better than I know myself. I’m sofa surfing in Finsbury Park. 

Frank. Alright mate?

4 hours ago, Eddie said:

Pm me your bank details, the thought of you staring at the unplugged 3 bar heater gives me the horn, but I’m not a complete cunt. €1.50 ok? 

3 Quid, if you simply just fuck off.

19 minutes ago, Decimus said:

 

As for Frank, he's playing you like a fucking fiddle.

I only hope it's better than his guitar playing, or 'and' is away and clear. Surely you remember Walnut Head?

28 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Have you seen 'Napoleon' yet, Withers?

No, he reminds me of Bubba.

1 hour ago, Decimus said:

The man was never the most faithful of servants, but what he lacked in blind obedience he made up for with a bombastic attitude that showed no fear of the ban hammer. All I ever had to do was point at a target, whisper the words grass or nonce in his ear and then sit back and watch him do the rest.

He's sorely missed.

Just like your ring piece, you ship jumping, closet poofta

26 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

 

@Witheredscrote, you can fuck off as well. 

 

 

Or you will start your ju-ju bone rattling bollocks? Fuck off back to your mud hut.

6 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

Tell that to the descendents of the 307 british and common wealth sand bags that your lot put up agin the wall n shot for the same offence..some how not getting a cushy job doesn't seem so bad after all...lol

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

Panzs, what Wiffles said about your mother made me sick to the stomach. I had no option but to grass on the arrogant tosser. He's had it coming for a long time.

Witherssssssssssssszzzzzzzzzzzzz.

11 hours ago, Wolfie said:

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Reported naturally, and expect a parcel in the post.