It’s not a joke, Eric. It’s a test. It might have taken you and Alf only three or four attempts before it clicked, but spare a thought for poor thick-stick Dr Cunt a few years ago over on the Eric Bristow thread. I thought I’d outline the very rare 501 nine-dart finish, checking out with eight bullseyes and splitting the 11’s. (8x50=500, split the elevens=1.) After no fewer than three pages, the idiot finally blew his top, earning himself a two month ban. Bear in mind punters wives were fair game back in those days.