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Frank

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  1. Frank

    Sajid Javid.

    I don’t know how much of your autistic shit is getting through, but I’ll tell you now.. as soon as you’re allowed back proper, I’m going to fucking annihilate you.
  2. Wolfie has issues. It’ll soon come to a head.
  3. Still the worst performer here, Wiz. Your post to like ratio at an all-time low and not a single like in your previous 37 posts. You wet and tedious unbelievably dull fucking bore.
  4. Around '79 when I was 11, I met Buddy Rich at Pontins on Hayling Island. I remember it like it was yesterday. He said 'Frank, there are more stars in the sky than grains of sand on earth'. Then he pummelled by bumhole with both fists until it bled.
  5. Interesting.. drums are my speciality. I have a studio in NW8 and know a thing or two about music. If you know anything about the samba bin-base movement over the past few years, you've probably heard my work on several recent recordings.
  6. Ape likes to fabricate a hobby story now and then to weed out the wankers among us. His new drum kit is much like his baby helicopters and shower hose rub sessions... they don’t exist. Tell us more about the TD50, Queefer.
  7. I sometimes wish you were dead, ape. Not in a nasty way, mind. Just dead in a way that you longer post on here.
  8. Frank

    Samantha Jones

    To stand any chance of coming out of this not looking like the idiot I know you are, you might want to pace yourself. I’ll come back to this over the weekend.
  9. Frank

    Samantha Jones

    You’re way out of your depth.
  10. You utter, utter fucking idiot. After your early morning widower’s wank, apart from spouting bollocks on here, how on earth do you fill your day?
  11. What a nasty little fuck you are. That certainly deserves a short stint in the cooler.
  12. If I’m honest, withers, I get a reasonably good vibe from the Ape. One can sense inner turmoil, but I think the man has a heart.
  13. I don’t know if you know Van’s Twilight Zone from his ‘74 Live from Montreux album. I’m gifting you this Withers. Be grateful that we are one.
  14. I think I love you, ape. You’re my little Dustin.. https://youtu.be/5zHVFXorF38
  15. I’m a little rusty, withers, but there you have it.. step 9 of Frank’s 9 step plan. Boom.
  16. Did you sign up as a Frenchman because of confidence issues? My Greek persona just about got me through in the early days.
  17. I don’t know about that, but that post of mine you pulled up this morning has done me in a bit.
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