Frank

And single too.. soon.

Sooner or later you'll find me in your bed Ape. I'll pop up in between you and Mrs A and bite your fucking ear off.

Shite me out a wee nugget quince.

I put a little clip together this morning to brighten everyone's day. Once again, your usual cocky immature attitude spoils it for all of us.

Shut up and give others a chance. Would you like to see my impersonation of Eric Cuntman?

We certainly can, you intrusive little cunt. As a matter of fact I'm really very fond of Luke. However.......... his style of writing with all those fucking dots shows not only a lack of confidence, but also low self-esteem. He needs me.

Stupid fucking cunt.

Robotic thick fucking illiterate cunt.

Pen you might've missed it, but yesterday I posted some nonsense along the lines of 'I hope you get hit by a train this week'. Firstly I was very drunk, and secondly, I really am very very sorry x

You're absolutely right, Eric.. I never really considered bubble to be anything but another cheap and snidey Frank clone.

I was thinking about you this morning Gobbie. Mrs K caught me in that 3 second dash in-between bedroom and bathroom with a hot cupped handful of spunk. Good morning.

Most.. not all Quince. It's nice to be nice.

Now the leaderboard's gone, there's not really much of an incentive to release any new material.

There's two vids in the pipeline Punk. I've increased the budget and now have the use of two cameras, a foldaway wheelchair, mannequin, several proper classic cars, and one of those sucker pad things that hold your phone and stick to the windscreen.

When you appear Jackie, everything is right with the world. I really don't know how that fucking dalek idiot Luke has got away with it for so long. He's a fucking wooden old cunt.. a thousand Dings with not a single drop of anything for anyone. I'm sorry I missed you last week.

They'll be no further correspondence between us. Consider yourself dinged.

And you wonder why you've received a warning.

Fuck it Eric.. I really wanted you to be good, to be something new and fresh and fucking funny... hilarious even. Could you just try?

Listen you stupid fucking little cunt.. make something up and make it funny, otherwise I swear to God I will track you down via Proper's I.P address finder and strangle you in your bed until your dead.

Tell us about yourself. Are you thin-skinned?.. Do you reside in the United Dingkom?

See.. 'Frank - Top Dog'.

What do you want?

I wasn't going to mention it, but with my flow of hilarious posts from this morning, I pipped you at the very last minute before she took it down. Considering your latest shitty mundane efforts and deflated ego, the annual tally was there for the taking.

What's going on in your tiny mind Proper? I know you run the Eddie account when you're feeling low, but who else is there?

She must fucking hate you Proper.