Frank

I’m not convinced about the ‘crystal’ bit. Anyone reading the thread from this morning will see you initially praising me highly.. suggesting an eye-ball, cock suck, door always open etc., followed by me playing the trump card, then you melting down for all to see. Of course it wasn’t on a Raasters level, but it does highlight what an idiot you are.

Easy prey, Withers. I fucked him in his ear over on the boxing thread last week, and this morning he pretty much did it all by himself. Have you seen the state of DC? That worm's brain is stuck in neutral! As the man @Cunty BigBollox rightly says, not only have I survived these pages for the past twelve years, I'm still the best on here by a country mile. Couple of likes wouldn't go amiss. 👍

You missed the challenge, I'm afraid. Consider yourself Franked. lollollolzzzz.

Thank you, I'll bare that in mind. To be brutally honest, visiting an alpaca fist-fucking, insecure suburbanite, is not currently on my list of priorities.

Proper culled my likes several years ago after some bullshit over his late-night adultery. From memory it was around 85 - 90%. Despite my hatred of all of you, it's still over 50%. Lady P aside, I won't engage with anyone on here who's currently showing a ratio of under 50%. As far as eye-baller's are concerned, there's a few people I'd genuinely love to meet. You're not one of them. Until very recently, you were one of those easy targets.

Understandable if you live in 3-bed-semi in Colindale and your neighbour drives a Luton-van-for-DPD. My driveway in Wiltshire is over-half-a-mile long. People can park where they like, willy-nilly.

I'm still looking at that 8k 168cm JLD pic that appears to be hung in a dwarfs care home. I'll come back to you.

I want you here because I desperately miss the easy targets of yesteryear. It’s that old feeling of winning a goldfish at Hampstead Fair. Welcome back, Raasters.

It’s not surprising that your like-to-post ratio has dipped below 50%. I told you from the outset that you’re not good enough for these pages, and that ratio speaks volumes. Moron.

Sloppy grammar and punctuation.. cluttered text with the usual hyphen abuse. You always appear to try too hard when engaging with LCS. Slow down. Idiot.

H, I’ve desperately tried to like you. I’m sorry, it’s been over a year and I can tell you now.. you’re not for me. What would it take to persuade you to leave?

That’s probably true, but I don’t think the boy has a pot to piss in. Animating creepy little faggot.

Procrastinating, Ed. I’ve got to put together the service charge accounts on a block of flats full of chinks. There’s fuck all in it and I don’t want to do it. What do you suggest?

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Not really. I made it up and then realised that you are in fact my biggest supporter. I like you, Eric.. a lot. You’re not afraid to call a spade a spade. The site doesn’t have a built-in tracker. Stop logging in and out like a yo-yo.

We’re all wankers to someone, DC. I’ll be topping the leaderboard come Monday, and it’s down to the fact that I know what I’m doing. On this current run, I think you’ll find that EC is my biggest fan. True.

Ape, no one likes a bully. You've learnt to look after yourself on these pages over the years, and while it's agreed that you're no wordsmith, allowing King Billy to continue to shit in your mouth doesn't sit well with me. Show some heart you defenceless fucking gimp.

Stu, he’s come a long way since the OP posted this almost ten years ago. What on earth has he done now!?

Typo. I missed the bag after flea… fleabag. I have a soft spot for RK, but I’ve always pictured him as some sort of unwashed, undernourished, academic insect.

Well observed. Poor old DC.. always two steps behind.

23 posts in since your return and still no whiff of the leaderboard, you dopey fucking cunt. Lol lol lolz.