Frank
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Why do you do this, Baws? Tell us about the man Baws.
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I don't think I like your tone.
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Pen I'm in Exeter. Fancy a ruby?
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I've really missed you.
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Basingstoke.
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I'm standing on the concourse at Waterloo station, Pen. It's full of pasty-eating cunts, flashing billboards and other shit. I can't stand myself.
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Noted, Nocti.
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And some.. I can picture Rick mounting poor Mr Patel, both bound and gagged with naan, whilst Mrs Patel flicks herself off and pours a never-ending hot pasanda paste over her own head.
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You facetious little drunken fuck. Get your shit together and focus on the last quarter. Wastrel.
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Morning, Alf. Any chance of sharing that Absinthe cocktail recipe of yours?
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Yes. Here, have this..
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Alf, I read this and very nearly cried. You're absolutely right.. Ive got nothing on you. I'm so sorry.
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Tot what do you know about computers? I want to cut a recipe from the Guardian, amend it to suit, then paste it to a PDF with images and a web link.
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Fuck of Quincy, you stupid little yellow tied polyester sap. I'll deal with it from here.
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Rick banned me for 4 months after my rendition of Chantilly Lace was broadcast. If Alf chooses blackmail, and revisits something that I regret with a passion, surely he'll serve a similar time?
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Alfie, that was not your recipe, was it?
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Quince?
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Alf, even at the eleventh hour, I'll be prepared to forget about all of this shit. You've practically admitted your guilt.. all I want is a simple apology.. a 'sorry Frank'.
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QC, I have the hard evidence at hand. Has Alf officially appointed you? If so I'll PM you prior to the midnight hour.
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I was referring to Alf. Shut up.
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Can I assume his behaviour in connection.with his 'holiday' earlier this year will be taken into consideration?
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Alf it's almost 10pm. You have 2 hours to come clean.
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Alf do you remember poor Nick Drake? Here, have this...
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As soon as I read 'your' recipe, I immediately thought 'Vivek Singh'. Cross referencing the bulk of your post on plagscan.com confirmed what I most feared. I'm too long in the tooth for all of this, Alf. Make your apologies and let's all move on.
