Frank

23 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

I want to know how come this creepy cunt hasn't ever been whacked by a branch from the Yew Tree? 

Lonny is long dead and was probably a very, very sweet man. A stupendous dancer for sure. His only crime was his surname rhyming with an unfeasibly wide trouser hem. 

36 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

He does seem to have most of his words for me.

P, there’s no love lost over that redundant turd, DC. From what I’ve heard, he’ll be out for a least three months.

Some of the things he’s said to you over the years were diabolical. Is there anyone else you’d like to see the back of? 

On 19/03/2024 at 23:44, Dyslexic cnut said:

Faecal Frank’s felching fluid.

Bye 👋 

1 hour ago, Ape™️ said:

I’m wish I could put into words just how much I dislike you. Other people on here piss me off, but you’re something different: a genuinely creepy, devious, conniving fucking weasel. 

That’s why you’ve never been a contender, Ape. You don’t have the words.. never mind the brain. 

That’s not Kate! 

2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

It doesn't confirm anything of the sort...also, so much for your assurance given to me less than a fortnight ago that you'll cease breaking rule 12.

As you take time out in the cooler you might reflect that fucking about has it's consequences. 

On a different note, you do realise your brittle ego was wound-up by the site's notorious wind up-merchant resulting in your cack-handed manipulation of the leader board? Again consequences ensue...

Lastly, cease and desist interjecting the word "nigger" in your posts - I've had to edit three posts in as many weeks.

1 hour ago, Wolfie said:

The same rules must apply to everyone.

For this reason, are you going to also cooler Shetland Schlong? This would only be fair, and in keeping with consistency: it's not as though it's the first time she's unloaded on Frank to get him to the top of the weekly LB.

She hasn’t. She’s simply given credit, where credit’s due. No one in their right mind would bother to check my tally over the past fortnight, but if you did, you’ll find the majority of my likes have come from you and the Cuntman. I’m the best on here and that’s a fact. 

27 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Adidas San Diego and Hi-Tec Squash.

Get fucked. 

6 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

@Frank, moving on. I'm planning my holidays this year, Italy and Greece (with a couple of other, closer and shorter holidays also). 

I love Greek food, Frank, the history and the climate also. I've been to Crete and Cyprus previously but can't make up my mind whether to go to another one of the islands, or visit the mainland. Are you able to advise?

No, you’re a backwards fucking moron who dresses like an idiot. 

13 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Yes, but l am fortunate to be able to work on my other interests also. You've but to have multiple I come streams these days. Have you seen the rental prices in Notting Hill/W11? It's very expensive, no wonder you moved out area all those years ago and good riddance. 

Right. In the above correspondence you’ve told us that you’ve been driving today, that you’re employed, and exactly what you’re wearing. You’re a van driver. 

Who knew! Lol lol 😂 

LOL. 

6 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Nothing wrong with wearing them while I'm still young enough, I very much doubt you wear them Frank, aged 60+ you've got to let your youth go, it's a distant memory, never to come back. I've always had a soft spot for trainers... I've got unworn pairs stashed away, I sometimes forget I even own them. Do you remember of the original adverts for Air Max in the late 80s? 

In the eighties I wore Diadora Bjorn Borg gold stripe - kangaroo skin. Fila, Kappa, Sergio Tacchini.. I had it all. Answer the question, you fucking dunce.. do you still work? 

7 minutes ago, and said:

And yet, the love of your life turned out to have four legs and a bark, how times have changed...🐩

6 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Is this some sort of gay chat up line, Frank? You're clearly desperate for a conversation going by your constant responding to my posts lately so I'll respond. 

Been driving today so wore casual. 

Air Max, jeans, Lacoste polo and Diesel jacket... What do think about that?

Not too bad! I live in Air Max. Do you still work, Raasters? 

14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Where the fuck is @entitled little cunt? 
 ELC, back on the horse. You’re no good to us dead.

Eric I’m topping the LB because I retracted one of your likes from the other day. It’s made me feel cheap. 

1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said:

TBH I don't think that @Wolfie really likes him.

No one likes him. Not on here, or anywhere. Unless he’s being used to garner likes, the few remaining regulars give him a wide berth. I’ll put him to rest in the coming weeks.

On 17/03/2024 at 22:19, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Panzer, you need a woman in your life old chap. Is your idea of a chatting up some bird to talk about... Brexit? I'm concerned you're a bit obsessed. Next time your in London or the West Country send me a PM, I'll teach you how to be confident and assured with the opposite sex. Save up a few Giro's and I'll get you some decent garments as well.

I'll help sort your life out Panzer. 

Oi dipshit, what you wearing? And what do you know about the Brigg? 

Just now, Eric Cuntman said:

‘Will a lady be joining you sir? No. Table for one then… suits you sir. ooh-ooh!’ 
 

On a serious note, is that Baileys? I loved that shit when I drank.

Baileys and Night Nurse while I’m in London from December through to April.

13 minutes ago, and said:

The best has returned💥💦🍹

It's like you've never been away, whoopee!

I’m here all day every day until the freak returns, and. 🕺 

27 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Anger masked as resignation. Interesting. 

Don’t read too much into it. Eric, I’ve been on my favourite tipple since midday. 

https://ibb.co/pW3v7gw

4 hours ago, Eddie said:

Frank I received an email from Decs, he will be making his triumphant return to the board on Saturday, you’ve been warned. 

 

 

I’m not sure about any kind of ‘triumphant’ return. He’s not posting because, like you and I, he can’t stand himself. On the other side of the coin, we still have EC plugging away like the talentless pig in shit we’ve somehow accepted as the norm. 

54 minutes ago, Eddie said:

We’ve established you’re an old spunker born just after the end of World War Two, the last time you had a full erection you was stroking your maggot to Maggie Thatchers first term, stand down. 

H is an old Islington contemporary of mine. He hasn’t yet cottoned on to who I am, but he’s about to experience some of what DC’s had to endure in recent weeks. 

@ChildeHarold your days are numbered. 

2 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

How idle. One more dot you dense has-been meff.

After weasel @entitled little cunt, your like-to-post ratio is the lowest the site has ever seen. 18 percent. No one likes you. None. 

2 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

To newer members, this is what we allude to when we use the word ‘rattled.’ Look at the state of this poor cunt…funny isn’t it?

Something’s wrong with your nut, DC. It can’t be me who’s done this to you.. can it? You’ve turned into a teen. 

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I’d fuck her in front of her kid.

I can’t choose between them. I’d probably go nuts-in on him with a Dirty Sanchez, while Lizzy adopts the Eskimo Trebuchet from behind. 

1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Unlike you and the truth. Bellwipe.

Come on, DC, what’s going on in your tiny mind? No one likes a mishog. 

1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said:

Not one good laugh in any of the above. Try harder.

He's made a right hash of that. Leave it to me, Withers.. I'll do one in the morning.