Bubba C

Fuck the flowers, she’d probably get down on her knees for all the Esso Tiger tokens found under the seat of a car.

I’d have thought the key to your back door would involve a splash of Hai Karate and a full English. Lol.

So you’ve met my dear mother then? You forgot the pound-shaped token thing for shopping trolleys. Which cost them £3 to buy.

You know the cunts, a set of keys with enough shit jangling on it to rival a prison warden. Their shitty homes, filled to the fucking brim with souvenirs from their package holiday, sold to them by “a local” who’s simply peddling made in Taiwan bullshit to anyone gullible enough to stop. The final fucking straw, is the weird cunt who keeps currency from their travels. And I’m not talking about the many millions that most of CC’s members have stuffed under their mattresses, but the people who hold on to a few Turkish Lira as it reminds them of their exotic holiday. Fuck right off.

Link?

Who?

Tim, having given you free reign of this shit hole for 3 months, I see you’ve not invested the time wisely in trying to improve on your dog shit posts. Your card is marked, let the games begin.

Just remember, there’s no I in TEAM. But there is a U in CUNT. Don’t pass that one off as your own amongst the other ‘executives’, wiz.

Even worse than the first time you posted this shit. Fuck off, withers.

Maybe if you’d paid a bit more attention in school you wouldn’t be a late-20’s call centre ‘executive’. You've made a spectacular cunt of yourself with this one. I think I might like you.

Theorising that one could make one decent post within his own lifetime, @Arthur Fuqs-Aches logged into the Cunts Corner accelerator and vanished... ... And so @Arthur Fuqs-Aches finds himself leaping from nom to nom, striving to post something mildly entertaining but getting it hopelessly wrong, and every other cunt is hoping each time that his next post will be the last…”

Bill.....?

Decs?

Fucking great nom. Watch out for Wiz, he’s a slimy little creep at the best of times, at the worst, he should be on some sort of register. https://youtu.be/cJzLtMrV01E

What’s happened to Old Yeller?

You’re one of the best, Alf. I still check out your sailing stories when I’m at a low point.

Having been on a self-imposed exile I’ve not had the misfortune of reading the bilge churned out by these utter mongs. On a scale of Snatch to I know that cunt, how bad are we talking here?

Are you raping him?

I think you misspelt ‘wife’. Twice.

I absolutely fucking hate mongs. They should be drowned at birth.

What the fuck is this disabled toilet shit? If I want to go for a nice relaxing dump and stretch my legs in the spacker section, I don’t want my masturbation time ruined by thoughts of this utter fucking raspberry bringing down the system with a pro-adult changing table movement.

Survival of the fliddest. @Eric Cuntman, you’re welcome.

Of spunk. You dirty little queer.

Ding is probably tugging himself bandy in his grave to this.

I thought you would’ve dealt with the little shit by now, but here he is, clinging on like a barnacle. Sort it.