Bubba C

Newport is a grief hole. Caerleon's a nice place, The Priory is a favourite place to eat, drink and be merry. Quite a few good watering holes from my uni days there. Cwmbran? Fucking hell Spotter, that's not so much a confession as a go directly to the sin-bin statement.

Yeah, fucking Pistorious.

He doesn't get out much......

It's an interesting plan by the town planners and developers, only time will tell I guess, although the smart money is on it being a smack-filled shithole within months of completion.

Did Maggie close it? Any thoughts on the redevelopment of Newport? Worth it, or will it be fucked up soon enough? Is it finished?

Good work, Quincy.

You know all the best places....

Blonde? Fuck off, only women discuss their hair colour, don't they? Is he being serious? Maybe he is.......

Is Zanzibar nightclub still open, Spotters?

Funny fuckers, aren't they? I don't mean that in a 'ha ha' funny, I mean fucking odd. What do they actually bring to the world besides gravy and shit accents?

What about Yorkshiremen, are they fair game?

I'm confused, what is actually being cunted here?

It sounds like some sort of drug-deal-on-wheels, but I'm guessing it's nowhere near as fun or as satisfying. I've just googled it and am still none the fucking wiser.

Mike, what the fuck is Instagram?

I can't believe everyone else missed this, either that or they just wished the cunt was dead already and had moved on. I shall not settle until I have a gold/plated obituaries page from the Yorkshire evening rag hanging proudly on my wall confirming the fact.

Subtle, but undeniably a top stealth cunting. Like a ricin laced umbrella nudging the unaware recipient from a safe distance to watch the cunt crumble and die. If said cunt wasn't too stupid to realise he was being targeted.

What you refer to as cufflinks, the rest of civilised society call handcuffs. I actually heard some northern goons discussing how outraged they were at the price of a pint in London, idiots.

Though you are for the most part a semi-closet racist cunt, Manky, you do occasionally make a half decent point. Women are the enemy, and do take joy away from what used to be life. The only problem is you have to have one, or everyone thinks you're gay, or worse.

Quimmy Cuntfungus is probably running for the hills, tail between his legs, limp cock in sweaty hand, hoping it's all just a bad dream that he's been rumbled as the Yorkshireman's ally. Either that or he's working on another brilliant sci-fi nom in order to deflect attention away from his scaly, snake like actions.

Is that why he has a glowing hooter? I thought he caught it when he slammed shut his hardback edition of Mein Kampf, the racist xenophobic cunt.

Ladies, what the fuck is going on here? I've just read 3 pages of bollocks, and to be fair, there's a lot of pointless shit that could be sorted quite quickly. Ding is obviously retarded, maybe he needs pity more than abuse? Although coming back into the fray, all guns blazing like a single-cell, multi-quote cunt trying to defend himself hasn't really helped. Decs is also making an Ali like comeback to the forum, there are definitely some anger issues that need to be addressed, these would probably subside if he knew Roops had been run over. Withers has been trying to ingratiate himself with Quince and Bill, but his lack of vocabulary and plagiarism of others' posts is making him look like an oily French weasel. If Ding is telling the truth, Quincy has felt the need to try and take the remedial under his wing, but Ding has posted QC's PM and made himself look more of a silly cunt. But Quince, fucking hell, trying to get Ding on board to go after another cunt (Welsh, perhaps?) wasn't a great move. The dosey cunt shopped you quicker than a Dale Winton super dash and made you look a tit. Proper, I am confused as fuck with this whole pile of shit, multi-ID, admin this, PM that, fucking hell. Good luck sorting it out, I feel for you.

Snitching

Frank may only have 4 fingers on each hand after the industrial vacuum incident, however, word on the street is that each of them is like an unfurled Cumberland sausage, I feel for you, Decs. On a slightly queer note, I am glad you're back, at least you are an intelligent human. Have you read the shit Withers and Manky have been attempting to type? You may need to download a retard to English translator app for most of it.

Withers, you pathetic cunt. Kindly retract my invitation to your gay jamboree. The last thing I need is to sit around a table eating crisps with a bunch of fat cunts trying to outdo each other with stories of all the glory holes they've visited. Honestly, it would be more fun playing Cluedo with Ding, though I doubt the game would last that long with his snitching ways. Good to see Decs back from his Fifty Shades of Cunt dungeon stint, though I fear his anus may have seen better days. Anyway, fuck the lot of you, my shit is done and I'm off to Downing Street

The wife and I were advised against an eatery last night "if you value your health and her handbag". Lovely place, London. It's getting nommed to fuck when I get back to the green, green grass of home.