Bubba C

Get your tongue out of his boney arse, you simpering little whelk.

There’s no need to get angry just because you don’t understand things, neil.

Sorry.

Better times.

I’m sure your syphilis-ravaged brain can’t comprehend the subtext. I’d also wager that you dubbed it into English so that your Key Stage 2 reading comprehension wasn’t put to the test keeping up with the subtitles, you fat fucking simpleton.

Christ. I miss Ding.

Frank doesn’t need your help. And you’ll have to excuse me, but I’ve no idea who snowy is, much like you’ve not registered on my radar.

Thanks, Eddie, but I’ve got this. How’s the car valeting business?

Is clavo your new jacko? What a pair of creepy individuals. I’ve been viewing your feeble attempts at humour for the past few years, each getting weaker than the last. Walnut head was your last good post. Kill yourself.

If that’s your attempt at humour, I’d say you’re done here.

The best? I’ve probably posted 5 times in as many years, yet Proper decided to keep my account active whilst deleting the also-rans who were only inactive for a month or so. What do you think of that?

Who the fuck are you?

Anyone who associates with Richie Fucking Brains is a worthless piece of shit.

Stickers. But you’d have to ascertain which one of the corner’s watery faggots he’s masquerading as. Having a little reminisce over the old messages the other day, and upon reflection, I found his anti-Welsh tone quite rude. Stickers, you drug-addled, pussy-whipped little cunt, show yourself.

It makes a change to tripping over her horrendously saggy tits.

Fantasist bollocks.

Classic corner behaviour.

He’s on a mission, and has destroyed stubs and eric with ease.

I thought I’d dip my toe back in, popped a (shit) nom up, went nowhere. But what’s really giving me the horn is the new Spotter.

Out of likes.

You played your hand too early. I expected a decent exchange before you pulled the ‘fuck off’ card. You’re done here.

I’ve always liked you, stubs.

Where’s Bill?

How times change, eh frank? What’s happened to the corner?

Did you bulk buy it on your last SAGA holiday to the region?