The Beast

I appreciate all things piss have been examined on these pages, but this particular cunt has happened to me twice this year. Safely tucked up in my wanking pit, snoring away, fat fucking neck wobbling, mouth breathing, dreaming about the relief of having a fucking Jimmy, only to wake up mid flow. I hope some of you hairy arsed cunts have suffered this indignity.

You can't outsmart Norris.

Too many loonies with easy access to high powered guns equals dead cunts. Not the first time and not the last. Hillbilly cunts won't surrender their arms. The show must go on.

I don't know which fetid sphere of your atrophied brain you pull this nonsense from, but it is utter dog shit. You fucking cock.

Cuntwad?

I think on this occasion his grounds are not baseless. Certainly relating to the attacks in UK plc this year, it has been openly admitted by the authorities that the perpetrators have crossed the radar of M15 or at the very least, plod has felt their collar.

Never say never. Depends on the context. What's in it for me?

I'd never vote for her.

I think he has been bought off by the establishment and he will do anything to get into power. His complete reversal on being a Eurosceptic is conveniently swept under the carpet. I don't like the sexual deviants and facial shrapnel bearing freaks that hang about with him, let alone some of the uber cunts in his shadow cabinet. I don't want this awful shower of shit in power, I want them extinct along with all the Conservatives and conservatives that have sold UKplc into nefarious foreign hands.

Time is indeed a cruel mistress. Not to worry Frank, despite your repeated averments about your premature demise from the big C, only the good die young.

You'll have to ask her, Frank. She left, with all the kids. She took all the ready meals with her, too.

Slow down old chap. Only fools rush in..

How about the queer judge..... He was going to try himself, but he couldn't get round to it.

My strict diet of boiled bacon and cabbage is adequate for a chicken legged plastic fucking faux Mick. All this foreign muck is rarely Indian. Indians can't stand how the unhygienic, filthy mitted Bangladeshis cannibalise their dishes to suit the palate of dopey English wankers who sup up the vile cholesterol laden shite. In addition, the amount of restaurants in Town centres all selling exotic foreign foods makes the place fucking reek and gives the ambience of a third World shithouse.

Lamb of god, you take away the sins of the World........... fuck off

I 've already grassed you to your venerable mother, you know, all that shit about her being dead.

Nothing wrong with an IUD, far less side effects than the Jack 'n Jill. Just as effective too. Not too sure one could guarantee correct placement by self inserting. I would have thought once correctly inserted, wait for a full menstrual cycle, check again, if still correctly insitu........ then enjoy. I like mine.

Like the lyrics. Hard to believe this is 28 years old.

That's a given. But I think this could be Mick. No cunt shouting allah bollocks, no carving up people, no harikiri either. A device placed with a timer and the cunt who left it has done a shifty. Not muslim style, more fucking Mick. Underlying all this, we have a political situation in the North of Ireland that has regressed back 20 years to the John Major era...... a limp tory government being propped up by unionist huns with a Stormont parliament in limbo.

Looks like it didn't work to full effect. I said it could be goat herders, but then maybe Mick is a bit upset about things at the moment. Nah, fuck it, I'll have a punt and say it was Mick not Ali.

Looks like the old goat herders are stirring up shit again.

You don't even like your own offspring, (assuming they are really yours) so I don't hold any hope for any other cunt around here.

This conman's readmittance to the asylum is imminent.