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ratcum

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  1. They're worse than Sinclair C5s. At least the latter had a fuckin battery and could be used as a bath or horse trough after the owner's death
  2. I don't remember their names, but about a million of the fucks died in the potato famine. I don't know if that helps at all.
  3. So long as you're not one of those cunts who say "actually they're not llamas, they're alpacas"
  4. We tend to bomb the fuck out any place that we don't like. To help our military planners with this, I have drawn up a list of prioritised targets
  5. The Ghurkhas are basically paid mercenaries, but conveniently on our side.
  6. The show you see on the prom has a bloke with a big nose beating his wife with his sausage. I'll go with that.
  7. Oh dear. I will use this thread as a template and expect no truck with mods who are letting it go unmolested.
  8. ratcum

    Princes Thicky

    Lovely avatar soles
  9. ratcum

    Princes Thicky

    No, they're giant life rafts. Each one could have 60 sailors tossing in it if things go tits up
  10. ratcum

    Princes Thicky

    Hello snatchers. Good to see you're keeping the riffraff in order
  11. I get quite vexed if I see someone standing too close to impressionist art
  12. ratcum

    Princes Thicky

    Princess Margaret's shrimp pot is being used instead. The royals have their uses after all.
  13. ratcum

    Sickipedia.

    I laughed until I stopped
  14. I don't think we can say ponce on here but I ain't no grass Punko
  15. Bayliss wasn't that clever otherwise he would have taken advantage of the fact that he looked like Paul Raymond in bad light.
  16. ratcum

    Princes Thicky

    Her bikinis have all been earmarked for the Royal Navy's new aircraft carriers CB. Fuckin keep up dog.
  17. I wish I'd said that Scotto
  18. joking aside, I don't trust these swine.
  19. I know this is all a bit challenging for your sort Quincy but do your best eh?
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