Eric Cuntman

Reported for implying that my grandad had peculiar romantic interests. only joking.

What's a St. Helens? He was an engineer, flight trained and cleared for post-repair test flights. Not signed off for combat flying thanks to an eye injury, the result of a bird-strike in the open cockpit days of the R.F.C. Apparently, Douglas Bader was very much a cunt. Gramps spent some time at Biggin hill, and the in joke at the time was... 'when are the hangar doors being widened so that Bader can fit his fucking head through them.'

My Grandad drove one of them in world war 2.

I'm sorry RK, but the self perceived level of victimhood from this cunt is staggering. "Roops doesn't like me either" fucking crybaby.

You are genuinely deluded. I never use 'movie', (you're the cunt who wants to Sniff Mark Gastineau's jockstrap) I haven't donated to the site because I'm a peasant. And I have never called you a paedophile. Im not fucking about now, you have a problem with interpreting reality. You become obsessed and convinced that you alone can see the truth, and the motives. You live in a fantasy bubble. I imagine you will find something in this post that is 'secret code' for calling you a paedo. You're beyond reasoning with. Pointless. Let's just not speak to each other.

Gurt and Quincy, for a start. Most of us do get along. It's just the odd, misanthropic cider-cretin, consumed with bitterness and regret, that tend to not get on with anyone.

Do you start drinking alone around midnight every night? It's not doing you any good. Drain the bottle before you fall asleep. You might need to piss in it later. Pitiful.

He appeared a few months ago Fends. You might have been down under, murdering hikers at the time. He immediately picked fights with half a dozen of the faithful. He then proceeded to taunt Roops in the style of a pedantic 7 year old spackmonkey. Pure troll. So rare to capture one alive.

"Ok?" Were you bullied at school?

You couldn't fucking make it up. Idiot.

Max and Paddy were a decentish comic creation. "listen pal.. carry on an' I'll do yer dentist a favour an' knock them bastads out for yer"

Yeah, Carrie Fisher.

Who the fuck is Nick Frost? Is that Simon Pegg's fat mate?

I could have trained him in the ways of the Sith. Darth Bert.

Albert hasn't been on for a while. Pity. He was getting the hang of it at last.

Oh. Can I have his ears?

I didn't think you'd mind. You involve yourself in every other fracas on here.

No? Hmmm. Interesting.

Aww. You're not the only one who can stir shit. Don't handle it well when you get a dose of your own, do you.

Have you tried 'Rodeo Sex'? When you're sunk to the plums, shout out another woman's name and see how long you can stay on.

I think it's illegal.

The facade is slipping. Pen?

Careful Ape. He has the mental agility of a Jaffa Cake. Virtually anything we say to him is technically, abusing the handicapped.

At least I'm not getting under your skin. Lol.

Could you at least attempt to not be completely and utterly fucking shit at this.