Your IP, and other information has been received, collated and analysed. Your name is Keith Higginbottom, you are slightly mentally retarded and in a creepy way. You live permanently in warden assisted accommodation in Ilford. You are currently in south east Asia, enjoying a package tour, booked via; @spanky.kinkytour.com
you filthy fucking deviant.
And as for medical qualifications, you worked for 3 months as a volunteer for St. John's ambulance. But they got rid of you because 3 elderly ladies complained that you tried to gynaecologically examine them after complaining of light-headedness.
All of these facts are verified by Admin. You sir, are a fucking charlatan!