Eric Cuntman

I'm sorry, I know he can't help it but that little spazzy deformed foot made me feel sick.

I had to pick up a colleague from Norwich city centre about 20 ish years ago. I was hopelessly lost on a bit of one way system, and I noticed a grinning black man with yellow gloves and his trousers tucked into wellies, directing traffic through the lights. After finding the cunt I was picking up, we stopped at a little cafe for a bacon sarnie and asked the cafe owner about him. She said he was a 'local eccentric', which I took to mean, a harmless, affable nutter.

Come back Marigold, you fucking loony cunt.

I seem to remember you and he having a major conflict on some old shit thread of Bill's, something about cunts who take aerial photos of your house.

Eddie the Eagle.

Roadkill has a theory that Extremecunt may be trying to storm the palisades under a different banner.

There was an old, dormant account by the name of Mike Hunt, and this one signed up since the old one was deleted. I think I remember a reference to Luton from the original.

Are you the same cunt who posted the 'London Underground' song 2 years ago?

I was thinking, if we got another 31 of them, we could play patio chess.

Am I the only cunt who's noticed that he's the spitting image of Harry Kane? I imagine football doesn't come quite as naturally to him though.

Such a cute little nose.

New cunt, bollocks. He keeps calling everybody 'mate', which is exactly the kind of thing Stickers would do to appear less snowflakey and pussified.

Baked beans on Tuesday, swimming on Wednesday, I can't see how he achieves propulsion otherwise.

You've spelt 'contempt' wrong.

I watch the first 6 series regularly. Inquisitor, Rimmer World, backwards and back to reality are favourites.

Anne?

Has the winner been announced yet? I'm not interrupting the snooker to watch it.

'We're men.. we're men in tights.. we roam around the forest looking for fights'

I think they're your best tits yet.

I want one.

There's a loony conspiracy theory that governments have been putting shit in the water supply, food packaging etc' to reduce testosterone levels and feminise the population. Presumably to make males more docile. After all, real men get angry, and when enough cunts get angry, things get politically difficult. As I said, a loony theory, but it would explain why all millennial males are subjugated pussy cunts who are scared of their own shadows and have hips as wide as their shoulders, and dress like poofs.

Uncanny!

You can't beat a sausage and fried onion stick from a mobile burger van.

It was Roadkill. He's a geordie. Bet you feel a right cunt now.

Love your dawg!