Eric Cuntman

For your own sake, just accept it's over. It hurts me to say it, as much as it hurts you to hear it, but, you need to move on. It's for the best. Sorry.

Shhhh! Whispering grass.

Bottle, I've had 2 of them smashed over my head in the last 23 years. I see you're still trying to claim that you turned up to an imaginary fight. Idiot. I'm 6 feet 2, about 15 and a half stone and have had more punch-ups than you have had wanks over the 10 year old Lara Croft poster that's still Blu-Tacked to the wall of your bedroom, embarrassingly still located in your parents' house. In short, if we did actually meet, you would be crushed like an insect. But anyway, the crux of the matter..... I'm not interested in a relationship. Please stop following me around, you're only hurting yourself. I just don't think of you that way. Sorry babes. Still friends? 😪

The same inadequate troll who appears to be utterly smitten by me and will do anything to get my attention.

Whitehall 1212

Stop making me give you likes, you fucking cunt.

Yes, Mike suffocated, and Bubba died on the operating table as a team of bum surgeons attempted to remove a walnut head from his colon.

Crystal Meth and dwarf snuff porn.

The Baby Jesus forgives you.

I thought, momentarily the other day, that you may have been improving to some acceptable standard. But, you seem intent on cementing your legacy as a SpazPanda.

Every time I think I've scraped the bottom of the barrel, you turn up and dig down until you find another festering barrel buried beneath.

It's fine so long as you and the other bloke stay at opposite ends of the slag. If she's left her lipstick within reach, you and he can have a quick game of noughts and crosses on her back!

It's a bitch ain't it. Albert wastes all his giving you, Stubby and me cunt likes, oblivious to the fact that nobody cares.

That's exactly what it is. Isn't it wonderful how the great unwashed are at last being fairly represented. We even have Aldi, a supermarket for pikeys, and Poundland, where chavs can buy low quality Chinese screwdrivers to lever open the coin boxes of kebab shop fruit machines.

He has tertiary rickets and ganglions.

The fact that you attain pleasure from, intentionally or not, causing suffering or death to innocent animals, really is, neither impressive or admirable. If you had told me that you'd tracked down the 3 sand monkeys who stole your car, and fucking run them over, I would be impressed.

You're welcome to play as my guest at my club. We've got the windmill, and a wibbly-wobbly hill with a big clown, and you have to get the ball in his mouth.

Pictish slaaaag.

Exactly right MC. Not long before you dial 999 and report the 5 cabbies that have just raped your daughter, and are told to stop wasting police time. The brave local constabulary will all be busy attending 18 year old Charmaine, who is Well upset, because this other girl proper called her nan a slag on Facebook.

A SHRUBBERY! A nice one, with a split level and a little path.

This is all bollocks. Granted, this was an unpleasant, poor taste thing to do, but no worse than when all of us over 40 were telling playground jokes about space shuttles, and ferries in Zeebrugge harbour. 'How do they know the woman on the space shuttle had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders on the beach. Hate crimes... fucking fairy cake, pussyhole, millennialist faggot attention seeking.

It's disgusting isn't it.

I must say, little Alberk is certainly gunning for me tonight. 6 Malicious posts, and I'm trying to behave and ignore him. I think the cunt may be fomenting a vendetta. Not talking to him definitely winds him up though. I bet we can get him to melt down without responding to him.

Apparently they're down to four. Victoria Beckham is not interested. Perhaps Lily Allen could stand in for her.. ..She could be called.. 'Stupidfuckingcunt spice'

"I really really really wanna zig-a-zag patterned cardigan"