Eric Cuntman

You fucking cuntbag. Not only do I look after the animals, but also throw raw meat through the loft hatch for the hideously disfigured, mutant relative you keep up there. But go ahead, get someone else in, see how happy they are to wake up at 4am to discover that 'Sloth' from the goonies has broken the loft hatch and is trying to arse-rape them with a 14 inch strap-on that it moulded from its own shit.

I laugh at things I shouldn't. especially the public information film where the little old lady tries to change a lightbulb, teetering on a kitchen chair, and ends up crashing through the glass of her China cabinet.

You smell of poo.

@Decimus, have you spent the last week at Pontins in Hemsby?

I don't need multis to call me a cunt. That's what friends and relatives are for.

You should have seen his last character. 'Terry Tibbs' from fonejacker, played exactly as seen on the telly.

Fucking hell! I can't believe that Decs would do this without awarding all of John Bulls' likes to himself.

Awwww!

Not really babes, gonna need a lot of 🎂. Ooh! Yum yum! 😂😂😂

I don't fucking care. I'm all man-menstrual and 'stabby' today.

Because a cunt is a hole. And God is holey. simples.

It's just occurred to me, this John Bull character would be an ironic but logical sequel to 'Corbynista', @William T.D. Stickers, are you responsible for this fuckery?

Maniacal cackling, moist gusset.

I blame the Leprecorns. they should be irridacticated.

You don't actually know what Doc Martens are do you. Yank cunt.

Listen you fake little wanker, I was wiping foreign blood off my Doc Martens before you were conceived at the back of a chip shop. You would not get into the NF or the BNSM, because you are an oik and have a myriad of diseases, including tertiary AIDS, Herpees and Measles. Lol fuck off.

I don't know who stands for niggs. I bet you bend over for them.

He's great isn't he Olly? And the highlight for me is when he calls someone a virgin. It just keeps getting funnnier.

You fuvking stupid fuvking cunt.

Evening Luke. Hope you're well. glad you've returned to assist in the seeing off of this avalanche of idiocy. Ratcum and myself are the leading Nazis here, and if I do say so myself, we bring a touch of class and sophistication to the whole totalitarian fascist thing. These new pretenders are a fucking disgrace. I doubt they could organise genocide in a death camp.

@ratcum. Two cunts have turned up claiming to be Nazis. They're shit at it compared to us.

If you're going to call someone an imbecile, at least attempt to spell Aryan correctly beforehand. braindead cunt.

Disappointing. I was hoping that the law of averages would dictate that you would be a cut above the recent deluge of morons, but you're actually not as bright as half of them. Go on, call me a virgin, get it out of your system.

Fuck brexit. I cant look at this picture without the words, 'Soapy Titwank' repeating themselves over and over in my head.

That'll be your colostomy bag. call nursey.