Eric Cuntman

I think I would be quite interested to hear his assessment of the self inflicted psychological damage that can be inflicted by lying awake for hours, contemplating the impossibility of a 7th wank.

I find that one far less irritating than 'up your game', which is mostly used by the one cunt on here who has never even had a fucking game.

This is the most cliched, unimaginative and overused phrase on the corner. if you ever say it again, I'm going to kick your bollocks right up your growler.

You rotten cunt. i wanted to tell him that.

Dunno, I think they've reopened that case a few times. i wonder if he ever had a go of Stefanie Powers, I don't normally go for ginger, but she certainly had something about her.

I've always wondered if he really did drown Natalie Wood.

Try it just warm with raspberry jam spread across it.

Why so rattled? if you claim to be a hermaphrodite on a site named Cunts Corner, you can hardly expect people not to discuss it.

Pen's dick is doing a 2 week stretch for leaderboard manipulation. However, Pen has also claimed to be 'intersex', which covers a lot of possibilities anatomy-wise, but the assumption reached by most would be a sausage and clam combo.

Nobody cares for her, apart from the care home nurses who are paid to, and Albert, who is a granny porn obsessed little spastic freak.

I have to agree.

That's Roops for you, she doesn't do it because it's necessary, she does it to see the look on your face.

Which goes some way to explaining Penelope's habit of periodically launching into bouts of fawning, nostalgic whimsy regarding the cunt, if that other one 'Flinty' turns up, it's going to be 'surf's up' in those NHS incontinence pants.

Glad you're feeling better. I hope nurse Ratched wasn't too harsh.

Hello. I haven't got a fucking clue who you are, have you been here before? favourite scene from Carlitos way?

Nothing wrong with Yorkies, it's important that lorry drivers keep up their blood sugar levels to maintain concentration whilst driving or abducting teenage prostitutes from Scotts Corner services.

It could be tardvark, if it is, someone needs the fucking rules explaining.

African nocturnal mammal, which rhymes or part of its name rhymes with ' Flid'?

Gargantuan Mentulomaniac

@Bubba C, I just read up about the incident, after being sent off for kicking Lawrenson in the face, Friday broke into the opposition dressing room and had a shit in Lawrenson's kit bag It's the lack of characters like that that's made the modern game boring.

He suffered brain damage when Robin Friday deliberately kicked him in the head, I can't find footage on YouTube, but it was a beautiful thing to see. Friday didn't even attempt to make it look like an accident.

I've always wanted to go for a pint with Ally McCoist, just to find out if Sue Barker is as dirty as that giggle suggests she is. That Scots cunt definitely banged it, no matter how strongly he denies it.

Like you don't already know!

Hang on, I'll consult the Metallurgist of the valleys.

It's about time the world had something to say regarding the savage treatment of innocent creatures at the hands of these twisted, robotic yellow cunts. But unfortunately, our leaders are reluctant to criticise them as they're too busy making money from importing the substandard plastic shit they churn out, which incidentally has also completely fucked our own manufacturing infrastructure. Phil the Greek got it right. "slitty eyed bastards"