Eric Cuntman

As a kid, he entered a head butting contest, his opponent was a Volvo. He lost, badly.

"Darling Carrot, could you ever love a cripple?"

Don't forget 'topping the leaderboard'.

No. I knew what I was doing. Sorry, it was just the once.

Good lad. i have no doubt that you will be mentioned in local legend as 'El Pollo'.

It's always a good idea to mention that the Queen owns Gibraltar as well, they respect that.

Glass the biggest, loudest one and keep your eye on the smallest quietest one.

It seems a simple piece of video footage, but spotting and capturing it was genius.

I'm betting he's going to change it to Benny Blanco at some point.

Eni Aluko has just been wheeled out at the side of the pitch to offer her profound opinion on the Brazil v Serbia game. She cleverly pointed out that Serbia need to win, a fact that nobody else had been aware of, and then added, "I wanna see a game with loads and loads of goals!" This fucking thick cunt almost destroyed several lives by flinging accusations of racism every time she wasn't picked to play or a decision went against her. thick as shit, and carrying a massive chip on her shoulder. the Diane Abbott of football.

You know full well that the term "abstract art" is a sales tool employed by clever middle class cunts, to sell crap to thick middle class cunts. think Harry Enfield's 'I saw you coming' character.

I think I would be quite interested to hear his assessment of the self inflicted psychological damage that can be inflicted by lying awake for hours, contemplating the impossibility of a 7th wank.

I find that one far less irritating than 'up your game', which is mostly used by the one cunt on here who has never even had a fucking game.

This is the most cliched, unimaginative and overused phrase on the corner. if you ever say it again, I'm going to kick your bollocks right up your growler.

You rotten cunt. i wanted to tell him that.

Dunno, I think they've reopened that case a few times. i wonder if he ever had a go of Stefanie Powers, I don't normally go for ginger, but she certainly had something about her.

I've always wondered if he really did drown Natalie Wood.

Try it just warm with raspberry jam spread across it.

Why so rattled? if you claim to be a hermaphrodite on a site named Cunts Corner, you can hardly expect people not to discuss it.

Pen's dick is doing a 2 week stretch for leaderboard manipulation. However, Pen has also claimed to be 'intersex', which covers a lot of possibilities anatomy-wise, but the assumption reached by most would be a sausage and clam combo.

Nobody cares for her, apart from the care home nurses who are paid to, and Albert, who is a granny porn obsessed little spastic freak.

I have to agree.

That's Roops for you, she doesn't do it because it's necessary, she does it to see the look on your face.

Which goes some way to explaining Penelope's habit of periodically launching into bouts of fawning, nostalgic whimsy regarding the cunt, if that other one 'Flinty' turns up, it's going to be 'surf's up' in those NHS incontinence pants.

Glad you're feeling better. I hope nurse Ratched wasn't too harsh.