Eric Cuntman

I don't think Keegan was ever forgiven for missing that header in the World Cup, Trevor Brooking had delivered a perfect cross, all keegan had to do was nut it in, but no, he had to do that flick of his perm and missed it. Plus there was that disgusting, faggoty Brut 33 advert with him and Henry Cooper, smacking each other's arses in the shower. Not surprising that someone opened his canister with a baseball bat.

He is a little ray of sunshine, the original inspiration for Marvin the Paranoid Android.

I'm ok with lactose. The only debilitating allergy I have is Hydrogen Cyanide, heartbreaking to watch others enjoying it, knowing I can never join in.

Don't gloat too hard, it's surely only a matter of time before you get caught out for whatever trickery you've employed to get away with the other train wanker ID.

I think 'stranglewank' was one of mine. You're welcome to nick it, as long as you promise to use it in any future conversation you may have regarding David Carradine. Wank softly grasshopper.

Not something that ever took off in Ethiopia, every time they see a panini, they try to eat it.

"YEEEHAAAW" Go big blue. I wonder what happened to Extremecunt, any theories?

I've never been fooled Panzer, I've always known that you're Namibian.

Got, got, got, got, need, got, need, got, got, need. Remember how exciting it was when you opened the packet and saw one of the silver foil printed club badge ones?

I've made a right cunt of myself and not thought this through. I'm just going to live solely on 'responsibly sourced, ethical fair-trade peace granola'.

Of course. Conclusion: best undertaken wearing hi-vis and safety boots, woven Kevlar gloves and hard plastic clip over wrist gauntlets and industry standard face protection, under supervision of local authority ethnic lesbian inspectors with air ambulance on standby.

Douse in salt and vinegar, bundle between 2 doorsteps of freshly cut crusty bread (real butter). violently compress with palm of hand, enjoy. Gordon Ramsay's a cunt

He's a kid with an unusually large appetite, made worse by a thick mother scared to say no, for fear of a tantrum. Felt sorry for his dad, who wanted to go with the Doctors suggestion of gastric band surgery, but the mother didn't want to know, claiming that it might make him unhappy! 9 times out of 10, behind a problem kid, is a cunt parent.

You think your knees have got problems, I just watched a documentary about an 11 year old Indonesian kid that weighs 30 stone. He sits screaming until his mother gets him another 2 litres of chocolate ice cream, and then the silly bitch turns round and says she can't understand how he got so fat. greedy fucking pork juggernaut.

I am bubsy, I find that talking about him, rather than to him, really twists his suspenders.

Have you noticed how he uses the phrase, "the likes of you" like a Victorian industrialist, scolding a factory worker.

No. We've done Flidl to death over at flidspack. And if anyone else phrases a western gunslinger question, to which the answer is Billy the Flid, I'm going to fucking implode.

A bit unfair if I'm honest, considering Pen and her Mini-me have been almost exclusively liking each other's banal shit for months, presumably to try and up their rather pathetic status. Mind you, they've still struggled to make 15% positive feedback. shower of shit.

You should see the heinous shit that Albert pulled, putting MC onto the board out of spite for Bill.

Sensitive boy, almost like a fliddy teenager, pretending to be older than he is.

I just looked at MCs profile and noticed the same. How did you send Albert into meltdown? That makes 2 shit fits in as many weeks, after I got him to throw himself off the cliff week before last.

Monumental Cunt just knocked you off the leaderboard.

It could be, but I genuinely think there's more to it than meets the eye. And it's extremely doubtful that an 18v drill battery could cause enough of a bang to injure 4 or 5 people. The police have become somewhat shifty and dishonest in recent times, and if you don't believe that, you've clearly had little to do with them. @Russ Putin, chances of a drill battery 'short circuiting' and exploding? If you tell me it may be so, I'll believe it.

Where's my like you goose molesting deviant?

There you go. Now reciprocate, before I turn up at your house and force you to surrender by merely being in the vicinity. goose raping cunt.