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Eric Cuntman

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  1. Eric Cuntman
    You have quite a lot of Base Amphetamine in your coffee don't you Kunte?
  2. Eric Cuntman
    You've met Albert then?
  3. Eric Cuntman
    Splendid. As you were.
  4. Eric Cuntman
    If you're looking at stars with it, you've obviously passed the 'Wanking over the neighbours in the dark' stage. I Have a pair of Zeiss binoculars for such purposes. Excellent focus and stability during the inevitable shaking and heavy breathing.
  5. Eric Cuntman
    Laying in bed, eating takeaways and guzzling cheap lager? There may be other northerners reading this, and I think it's a bit cruel of you to be rubbing their noses in your affluent, privileged bourgeois lifestyle. For fucks sake don't let them know about the carpets, they'll be surrounding your house like the villagers at the end of Frankenstein.
  6. Eric Cuntman
    Jack Spratt could eat no fat, His wife could eat no lean, so Jack ignored her flabby cunt, and licked her arsehole clean.
  7. Eric Cuntman
    Dunno, Baws is the authority on Jerry Sadowitz.
  8. Eric Cuntman
    If you're planning on going through with this, you may wish to add Rohypnol to the list of things you don't want in coffee. We may have had our differences in the past, but you've grown on me, and I'm sure none of us want to think of you tied to a filthy mattress in the back of a 12 yr old van, pinned down by a toothless, Guinness addled deviant.
  9. Eric Cuntman
    That's the very fella. he was famously shot at by an audience member, when he walked on stage at the Montreal comedy festival and greeted the predominantly Canadian crowd with; "GOOD EVENING MOOSE-FUCKERS!"
  10. Eric Cuntman
    Jerry Sadowitz would be the comedian who best represents the spirit of the corner. The cunt won't let his material be posted on YouTube though.. @Cuntybaws, any dubiously obtained footage to share?
  11. Eric Cuntman
    The poor little sod(omite) probably felt that he hadn't received enough attention from his AIDS pantomime, and decided to stage another "ooh, look at me!", publicity stunt.
  12. Eric Cuntman
    Black fella walks into his doctors surgery with a parrot on his shoulder. "Where'd you get that?" Asks the doctor, "Africa, there's fuckin millions of 'em", replies the parrot. RIP Bernard Manning.
  13. Eric Cuntman
    I enjoyed watching Ratty turn him over without breaking sweat.
  14. Eric Cuntman
    Ridiculous little spick.
  15. Eric Cuntman
    Dignitas
  16. Eric Cuntman
    Good nomination. Look at the majority of black comedians, and a vast amount of their material is taking the piss out of white people, 'dey walk funny, dey can't dance, dey wimmin prefer da brudda's' but they aren't racist. Only white cunts can be racist.
  17. Eric Cuntman
    Have some dignity, and stop hanging around trying to appear relevant. Fuck knows why they keep you around. Sentimentality I guess. A bit like Eurosport employing Jimmy White, to pop out during the intervals and unsuccessfully recreate shots. That's quite a good analogy.. ..You and Jimmy are both washed up cunts in a wig. ..but people still like Jimmy..
  18. Eric Cuntman
    Fuck off. We have to have Ant n Dec, you take that cunt.
  19. Eric Cuntman
    Mine was a 2.8 Laser, and it was fucking brilliant. Much better than your Hillman/Talbot/Chrysler Avenger (bet u had one) which were for librarians and last of the summer wine looking cunts.
  20. Eric Cuntman
    Makes good explosions.
  21. Eric Cuntman
    Tautologies are not only my favourite grammatical quirks, but also the ones I like best.
  22. Eric Cuntman
    In this case, appearances are not deceptive.
  23. Eric Cuntman
    Most fruit flies, yes.
  24. Eric Cuntman
    If you ever speak to Ratty like that again, I'll sneak into your bedroom and smash a Tiffany cruet set up your bum with a croquet mallet.
  25. Eric Cuntman
    Relax. You're getting het up. You posted this to Jazz not long ago didn't you.
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