Eric Cuntman

His Scots accent in Star Trek is less convincing than Canadian James Doohan's.

You've got red on you.

Student union president Tomi Ibukun? sounds like the type of ethnic, entitled cunt who, after studying sociology and human rights, and learning of the past injustices of segregation and apartheid, chooses to campaign for 'black only safe spaces' and calls the police every time a white person looks at them. the racist fucking cunt.

WE'RE NOT USING THE 'Z' WORD!

I thought this when I read the title of this nomination, but then assumed the miscreant had probably fallen victim to a cardiac arrest, or a rogue sniper.

None.

Ecky ecky phtang ahh zuzuwopp

Playing it? He fucking invented 'Jeopardy Flidspack'.

Reported

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!

None of you cunts were scoffing anything in 1846. Lol

Knock him if you want, but he's only saying what the rest of us are thinking.

That's easy for you to say.

Blackbird wanking in the dead of night.

Little Tommy turns up 3 hours late for school. His teacher asks; "why so late?" "I'm sorry miss, my dad got badly burned this morning" "oh, I'm so sorry Tommy, I hope he's going to be ok." "afraid not miss... they don't fuck about at the crematorium."

No, you misunderstand. I couldn't give a flying fuck about whether we are part of the EU or not. The world is already fucked and brexit is about as significant as a single candle on a giant shit cake. My earlier comment was merely indicative of how fucking utterly bored I, and every other cunt is with your incessant, repetitive fucking droning on about it. Dont you get it? It makes no difference which politicians we choose to be fucked over by, because we're going to get fucked over anyway. And give it 20 years, all of us white heterosexuals will be zoo exhibits, being gawped at by a bunch of mixed race gender neutral faggots.

Fuck off cunt.

I'm not sure whether I should approach this with anticipation or revulsion. You're a fucking enigma wrapped in a mystery Wiz. I really don't know what to make of you.

I done a sick in my mouth.

Get in while the going's good.

An heroic and honourable stance Wiz. If she saw the shit you get up to on here, she'd have a shit fit and rip your bollocks off.

Look on the bright side Wizzo. All that vomiting means less farting later on. A night free of excessive flatulence! You lucky bastard.

Scotty, I may not be one of the oldies on here, I've only been here for 2 years, but I remember you when you were 8 Ace, and I didn't think you could have improved on that, but since you have become an NHS sponsored serial killer, you've knocked it out of the fucking park. Bravo.

Venus Van Dam?

The truth. the actual inspiration for Flidspack©, came in late 2016, when Ape got absolutely fucking shitfaced to avoid having to speak to his mother in law, and drunkenly posed the question: 'what's a spackers favourite pie filling?' I was as pissed as Ape, and replied; 'steak and flidney'. and so it began.