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Eric Cuntman

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  1. Yes, life was better when we were free to call a shovel a darkie. I can remember when Asians were referred to as 'ram-jams'.
  2. Watching Harry Kane being interviewed is painful. Every sentence begins and is punctuated with "errrr yeah"... in a 3 minute interview just now, he must have said 400 words, at least a hundred of them were, "errr" and "yeah". i think he's a bit backward.
  3. I once came second in a Robert Redford lookalike competition Ratty, only narrowly missing out to a Pakistani.
  4. 'Look Mr Monumental, dis a picture of my mother, she be comin' to live wiv us, but only for couple of year'
  5. Totally agree. The real irony with the supermarket self service checkouts is that they have to have a member of staff present in case something goes wrong anyway. So why not just have that cunt on a proper checkout.
  6. Of course you've seen it before, it's Penelope for fucks sake.
  7. Try wearing a flat cap, whilst listening to a loop of Right Said Fred's 'Im too sexy'. it may help you to feel closer to him.
  8. It's only surprising that the cross dressing cunt in the photo isn't being back scuttled by a Great Dane.
  9. Fuck's sake Panzer! You nick my three lines off the mirror, now this. Pretty soon your entire narrative will be a giant Frankenstein's monster, stitched together from the collective literary table scraps of CCs membership. Yiz feckin' plagiarist so ya are.
  10. Look up on YouTube her address to British Muslims marking the end of Ramadan. Absolutely fucking sickening, lots of false smiling and praising Islam for the wonderful contributions they have made to Britain. She's an utter cunt. i want her dead. the bits about warmth, generosity and compassion shown by British Muslims are particularly nauseating. I want her double-dead.
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    Mark Boon

    I fucking know that 'iron devil birds' made you laugh.
  12. You've fucked that up. He would have said 'them Asains' in the incident report. Like Saddam Asain.
  13. You think it's Withers? I'm fucking convinced it's Pen. The clue is the total and uncompromising absence of humour and entertainment value. Withers would have slipped up and said something funny by now.
  14. Fucking hell, that's nostalgia gold. I had a Grifter when I was 11 or 12, those twist grip Sturmey Archer gears were the coolest fucking thing in the world at the time. I miss life being that simple and innocent.
  15. Spoilt fucking pussies, their lives consist of diamond rings and Ferraris. The Croatians were brought up in mud, blood and a million genocidal Serbian war criminals kicking their parents cunts in, and that ingrained hardness translates into determination and stamina, they were still charging around like terriers until the end, we turned to mush after 80 minutes. very faggoty.
  16. I'm sick of being English. I'm joining your lot. Send me an application form.
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