Wolfie

Punchy. Have you been soaking your dentures in gin again?

I welcome Albert's arrival, really. He's the only thing preventing Pen from cementing her status as the site's biggest anus.

Do you think he'd have run quicker if you were chasing him with a 12" rubber cock in your hand?

What a pile of shit, GG. Even Pen would think twice before posting such utter discharge. Up your game.

Hi Carol. I'll have an 'F' from the top please, and now a vowel – sure, 'U' is fine. I think I'll have a 'C' and 'K', and... and another from the bottom. An 'O ' will do nicely. And an 'F', and... yes, another 'F.' And to finish an 'N' and 'E' please, and... um – an 'I' and 'L'. Thanks. xx.

I don't know, though I have a suspicion he's flipped a few Big Macs in his time.

Well, it doesn't take Einstein to decipher it's below £8 and above £3.50 per hour. With this in mind, the privilege of £8 must come at a price of blood, spots and tears – and top-end training. Hand on heart: if there was a Ronald McDonald Cup calling for your 'signature dish', what would it be? I suspect you've handled more Quarter Pounders than Punkape.

The job title 'Shift Supervisor' suggests one of power, control, reward, adept fries skills. But you've already disclosed you earn approximately £8 per hour before tax. This begs the question: what do the poor slaves sweeping the floors, without so much of a hint of prestigious gold stars donning their name badges, earn?

Gyps tried the same thing on her minge with a Remington head clipper, but the widest attachment made it look like a clawmark on a grizzly bear's back.

Still no examples you lay claim to, and resorting to a 'now do fuck off'. I'd accuse you of having French military ancestry if it wasn't for your instinctive scaffolding and driveway Tarmacking skills.

Here you go yet again, carping on about Europe & Brexit like an old woman – and demonstrating the point I was making about your utter fixation with it rather well. I'm still waiting for your examples of my lies and falsehoods. Where are they?

You're full of shit – almost as much as you're full of jealousy and hatred for the UK, which has become very apparent in recent weeks. If the 'vast majority' of my comments are littered with lies and falsehood, put your money where your keyboard is and demonstrate with examples. I'm waiting.

Strange, therefore, the vast majority of your recent history is littered with comments berating the UK for Brexit. Someone must have hijacked your computer, without you knowing, and assumed the guise of a grammatically inept dimwit with no political knowledge whatsoever.

It's obviously his public school education, Ape.

Says 'laid-back, backdoor-ploughing, top o' the morning to ya' Pansy Baby, who, in recent weeks, has been foaming at the arsehole like an angry teenager over his post-Brexit obsession, and obvious disappointment that the UK has very rightly honoured the Good Friday Agreement by showing two fingers to the draconian arrogance of the EU over the Northern Ireland border fiasco.

'The Beast from the East' must have a very different meaning for you than the rest of us. Lol.

Why are you always such an irritating p p p p p p p prick?

You make some good points but I don't think it's as black & white as this, Judge. While I concur authorities are using global warming as a means to manipulate for votes, power and control, the simple fact is Earth is warming at an alarming rate. Whether you disagree with those qualified to study this is beside the point. The rate of warming is increasing – and this is sadly fact. For example, the 20th century's last two decades were the hottest in 400 years and the warmest for several millennia; Arctic ice is rapidly disappearing to the point where it is predicted to have its first completely ice-free summer by 2040; average temperatures have climbed 1.4F (0.8C) around the world since 1880 (much of this in recent decades according to NASA's Goddard Institute for Space Studies), which is attributed to an upsurge in the amount of extreme weather events taking place. Are these facts part of a con? Governments are undoubtedly trying to milk us for it, but the question is, are humans causing it? If we are, then control from the politicians and rich, lying cunts is to a degree justified, because they are the only ones who can affect change.

A farting cow and rancid breath? I think you may be getting me confused with your wife.

If you replaced your penchant for tabloids once in a while and educated yourself with the National Geographic, for example, you'll see that global warming is very evident indeed, with the scientific community split approximately 60-40 in favour of its causes (being man-made rather than naturally cyclical). The detail in LCS's post – in that it's February across Northern Europe – seems to have completely passed you by. While the vapidity of your comment doesn't surprise me, I genuinely believe the eradication of ignorant simpletons such as yourself would be a positive step in helping to reduce the advance of global warming.

This is your most fitting piece of self-counselling to date.

Indeed. What's happened to the laid-back letching leprechaun of old, who drove around Ireland's rural roads in his rusty little French car, with a boot full of duck tape and chloroform, on the lookout for women aged 80+ seeking the services of a 'personal trainer'? The only thing remaining is the trademark illiteracy. Pansy baby?

Arthur: the more I read your jewel of a nom, the more I realise the gravity of its content. Please therefore do the honourable thing, and save yourself further embarrassment in the process, and discharge yourself immediately from this site.

The NHS is a state-funded organisation left in turmoil under control of the last Labour government, and National Express is a gilt-edged example of a British private company doing rather well. Which distinction do you find difficult to grasp? Stupid nomination.

I think you may be getting the House of Lords Black Rod confused with your East African golf caddy.