Wolfie

1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

Sorry, I missed that well-disguised trap. I guess bait appropriate for tiddlers isn't appetising to a passing Oceanic Whitetip.

I remember Wizardsleeve once tried to tell me which posts I could respond to and which I couldn't. Anyone know what happened to him?

Should 'Oceanic Whitetip' be upper case? I'm not Wizardsleeve. Give it your best shot, oceanic whitetip.

4 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

The only time I want to see lead pipe and @Ape™️ in the same sentence is when somebody has carried out a real-life enactment of Cluedo and caved his fucking skull in.

On 05/01/2024 at 18:13, Cunty BigBollox said:

You stupid fucking retard. Just buy a couple of 500mm long extenders and you can put them where you like.

On 05/01/2024 at 19:48, Cunty BigBollox said:

Not before I sort you out. Do you want to try spilling my pint and see where it gets you?

Blimey. Have you changed to 12.5% Manchurian crabapple craft cider following your recent redundancy payout?

28 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Much as I enjoy a good grammatical pile on, I'm afraid that this is not a repeated preposition. The second “in” is indeed a preposition, but the first occurrence is an adverb forming an integral part of the phrasal verb “weighed in”.

Agreed. I think you'll however agree I've kept out of the grammar Nazism domain with führer LCS recently, and was simply throwing a little provocation out there. Keep your beak out of my feuds, Baws – unless you feel he needs assistance. 

On 05/01/2024 at 23:44, Last Cunt Standing said:

Corner stalwarts will appreciate I am somewhat hampered in my appreciation of this story given my distance, but from what I am reading elsewhere, Barton appears to have had some sort of stroke. All very well and good for blokes in the pub or even on certain websites to bemoan the rise of squeaky females in football punditry and sports coverage generally, and his point is not entirely baseless, but for someone in the media to do it, he’s got to be mad, high, or subject to a bet with parties unknown that he can’t become the Andrew Tate of sports journalism. One of the Garys (Neville) has already weighed in in defence of the ladies, and it surely can’t be long before St Gary of Linekershire puts down his sack of Walkers and steps up for the sisterhood. 

So my question for those back in the UK; what’s going on with Barton and how long has he got before he’s carted off to the asylum, or Talksport, which is much the same thing. What a prick. 

A double preposition?

Tsk tsk.

4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

This will explain everything you need to know about this divot 

However, I do agree with him. 

Mm, not a bad effort from Monsieur Bârton. He's got a long way to go, though, to equal the dizzy heights of de Schteeve van McClaren:

5 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

I hate to disappoint you but I've looked after my teeth over the years .. I have still got them and they're in good condition .. I had beef not turkey.

3 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

Just to save @Cuntybaws the trouble .. I did to try to see if there was another nomination about this very fat woman with a silly surname.

 

Clearly you didn't, because had you done, you wouldn't have submitted this nomination.

At least you've been telling the truth about your sisters and love for Jack Russells.

On 02/01/2024 at 14:02, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

You wrote a nomination ages ago calling yourself an Englishman, nowadays you're a proud Jew. I know you collect, sniff and store dog shit but I am none the wiser with regards to your ethnicity or how you perceive yourself. You even wrote a nomination regarding the rise in antisemitism, yet regularly call me Windrush, go on about box ticking etc which I find odd. Lol. Could it be, you are desperately trying anything to get a reaction out of me and are frustrated I never give you one? 

You boring, humourless shit sniffer. 

Almost each time I login it's non-stop verbal diarrhoea dickhead Harold, Bresslaw twin 'Big Pen', new flyweight Greg and über-bellend Captain Kike R-soles. If it was their collective intention to destroy the site, then they're succeeding.

As for you @and, calm the fuck down you obviously rattled tool. Raas, like Decs and myself, has obviously gotten so far up your hooked schnozzola you're behaving like a Broadmoor patient who's failed a parole opportunity for the 100th time. In spite of raising the antisemite flag on more occasions than I can thankfully recall, your glaring 'Windrush this, Windrush that' bigotry makes you look even more of a hypocrite than Gary Lineker and his anti-Qatar MoTD world cup speech after accepting a £1.6m payout from the Qatari-owned Al Jazeera TV. All one's got to do is type 'windrush' into the search menu and... you utterly affected shyster. Lol.

21 hours ago, Greg said:

Following the launch of the new brand platform "Beyond Techspectations" through a back-to-school campaign in August, Currys is taking humour to the next level in its latest set of brand films. Created by AMV BBDO, "Beyond Techspectations" aims to showcase how Currys consistently goes the extra mile to deliver the best expertise and tech knowledge through its colleagues and the extensive training they receive.  Fulling embracing an approach centred around humour, the series of ads are set to show the retailer’s unrivalled tech expertise and its colleagues’ commitment to going above and beyond in the most engaging and memorable way possible, whether that means eating instruction manuals to gain extra knowledge or cultivating long beards as a symbol of their wisdom.The 30" and 15” films, directed by Greg Bell through Red Studios, will run across TV and digital. As part of the media strategy developed by Spark Foundry, shorter formats will offer a snapshot of the campaign on different platforms.Aisling Lancaster, Head of Brand & Advertising at Currys said, “We know that our customers relish the opportunity to get hands-on with all the amazing tech we sell, and our stores are the best possible place to do this. Not only can you try out all the latest products, but you can rely on our colleagues’ unrivalled tech expertise to help find the right tech for you. These ads allow us to playfully show just how far our colleagues are willing to go to make sure they are tuned-in to today’s tech trends, whilst underscoring how valuable this face-to-face service is to our customers.”AMV BBDO’s creative directors on the campaign David Westland and Jeremy Tribe said, “Currys occupies a unique space in tech retail by doubling down on expertise and personal customer service in an increasingly online market. But it takes a really brave, confident client to let us showcase these qualities through stylised comedy. This campaign is a great second outing for the new Beyond Techspectations platform and we look forward to exploring more funny executions as we develop it together with Currys”.Kazimir Brown, Business Director at Spark Foundry UK said, ‘We’re thrilled to launch the newest iteration of the ‘Beyond Techspectations’ platform. Our plan, aimed at driving mass reach through Linear TV, BVOD & Online Video, allows Currys to engage with audiences nationwide in an authentically tongue-in-cheek tone. The media strategy focuses on showcasing the expertise & commitment to quality championed by Currys’ colleagues. Our campaign will deliver this message at national scale, in high-quality & engaging environments utilising 15”, 30” & 60” formats”.

 

Fascinating.

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

‘Nelson Mandela’s Alcopops & Fighting Beer’ combo. She’ll be having her ‘Thieving Coat’ dry cleaned for the January sales.

Careful Eric, you'll have the megalomanic Vulcan shoving a Rule 12 violation up your jacksie before too long.

7 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

"paying around £35,000 to see explicit photos of a teenager's cock" 

How do you know it was that way round? Huw might have been paying him to see pictures of his own Welsh cock. 

https://www.cnbc.com/2023/07/12/huw-edwards-named-as-bbc-anchor-accused-of-paying-teen-for-explicit-pictures.html#:~:text=The BBC’s Huw Edwards has been named by,child was 17 — they are now 20.

https://news.sky.com/story/bbc-presenter-suspended-everything-we-know-about-claims-star-paid-teen-for-sexually-explicit-photos-12917471

On 31/12/2023 at 16:28, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

That list is truly shocking, Wolfie, how the hell is Zoe ball (and most of the others) getting that much money. The sooner the BBC and it's biased, bumder promoting, bender fluid, ultra woke agenda is over the better. They wouldn't last 5 minutes if they relied on subscriptions like Netflix and if they don't make it subscription based they should be made to have advertising. The sheer arrogance of that organisation is vile and the fact that people are being harassed to pay the licence fee in this digital streaming age is a joke. 

It's easy to spend other peoples money and it's no wonder they do what the fuck they want, make utter shite and replay repeats as they know the billions in funding will be coming in regardless.

I am glad I've never paid them a penny.

 

Outrageous, isn't it? I haven't paid a licence fee for some 20 years and it appears millions of others no longer wish to line the pockets of these greedy, selfish cunts. It's little wonder some big names at the BBC were so keen for Edwards to not be exposed as they knew fewer people would wish to fund the organisation – and their disgusting salaries, which have generally increased annually by around 30%. So much for equality via inflation. 

What's shocking about Edwards is that he was still in receipt of his salary (he only resigned last month, which the BBC kept quiet, obviously hoping to not have him in the public eye again) for paying around £35,000 to see explicit photos of a teenager's cock, though the latter being of consensual age meant the Welsh midnight wanker wasn't doing anything illegal.

Zoe Ball – whose dad got her a presenting job at the BBC to start with – has taken a pay cut from £1.36m. Still, at £985,000 the loud and unbearably annoying moose still rakes in £19k per week of taxpayers' money. Poor thing.

I have no problem with people earning these kinds of figures if they're doing it via means of free enterprise, such as commuters who suffer the rigmarole of the trains or M25 every day. But to enforce people to cough up these pro-woke cunts' wages (in a digital age with so much choice elsewhere) is just wrong on every level. I think the Savile exposé (which the Beeb desperately tried to cover up) followed by cock connoisseur Huw really was/is the begnning of the end for the BBC. I'm going to enjoy watching the corrupt shitcunt organisation slowly rot from within in the coming years, as less people pay up. Just think: the White City studios in which Rolf Harris was doing a little bit more than drawing cartoons, and in which Savile raped dozens of kids, are still used for prime time shows such as Strictly Come Dancing.

If ever I was to wish dog-eating bastard Kim Wrong-un's nuclear missile initiative success, it'd be to turn the shithouse into West London's version of Ground Zero.

17 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

What about some songs

🎵Huw make me feel, mighty real.🎵

🎵I want to be loved by Huw and nobody else but Huw🎵

🎵I'll be there for Huw🎵

🎵I feel for Huw🎵

 

 

Have you started on the alcopops already, Gyps?

On 31/12/2023 at 11:08, Eric Cuntman said:

Huw’ll Fix-It

His taxpayer-funded £440,000 salary most certainly afforded him a very good team of solicitors, who made the front-page news of him allegedly showing off his underwear to someone of a younger generation go away pretty quickly. Allegedly, of course.

https://inews.co.uk/news/media/bbc-salary-list-2023-10-best-paid-presenters-highest-earner-2469550#:~:text=The BBC has revealed its 10 highest earning,Ball is the second highest earner%2C on £980%2C000-985%2C000. 

And just look at that wanker Lineker topping the list for the umpteenth time running. Mr Equality for all, carping on about UK folk housing immigrants in need, still championing human rights across the globe. This, from the same cunt who reportedly pocketed £1.6m from the Qatar-owned Al Jazeera TV channel – a country which still murders women for not dressing according to the Quran and hands out the death penalty to homosexuals (presumably @and won't be booking a holiday there anytime soon, lolololol).

4 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

It is the last day of 2023 for any celebrity cunt to pop their clogs .. any suggestions or hopes for final 2023 expiree celebrities?

Imagine my disappointment reading your comment above, following my initial topic headline jollity, thinking you had listened to 95% of the cuntership and decided to terminate yourself.

I hope your night isn't too lonely. At least you'll have a microwave and pet snake for company.

42 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Congratulations on mastering the linguiddy. Perhaps you could begin adapting some Dickens novels…

”Oliver Twist Dat Niggas Cap Back”

“Nicholas Nickalot”

”Bleck House”

”A Tale Of Two Looted Cities”

“David Cop-a-feel”

A Christmas Creole, with Ebonygeezer Scrooge, Bob Marley and Crackshit Fuzziwig.

3 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

Be honest with yourself @Wolfie .. you are a big fat poof with a fixation about cocks. Cocks roll out of your mouth.

I was going to be kind, Pen, but seeing as you keep trolling and can't keep your humungous schlong out of my affairs, you leave me with little choice.

I noticed on Christmas Day you made the lion's share of comments, with Harold filling in a few gaps; I was wondering, therefore, why you didn't spend it with your trio or quartet of siblings? While you've confused the living hell out of everyone as to how many sisters, half-brothers or Jack Russells you've had or have, and what they died or didn't die from, your Christmas Day monopoly strongly suggests you're nothing more than a lonely, bitter old genderqueer with absolutely no-one or nothing in their life. In fact, this website is your life – and you're pretty shit at it at the best of times.

I'm sure I speak on behalf of 95% of the Corner when I say retire yourself, you sad, piteous, useless, painfully sorry old butch.

5 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Thinner skin than a 24 week neonate you, you big poof. I was up at 530 myself today, though the sun was already up here, and I like a cup of tea on the sundeck before the rest of the house stirs. 

My “life as a civil servant” was surprisingly short, given that I spent the last 30 years of my life self employed. I too know the lies you tell yourself, that you’re somehow in control of your workload and working hours, when in actual fact you’re as in thrall to the next payslip as anyone else. Retirement, on the other hand, is a veritable dream of passive income. I recommend it. 

But enough of that. I’m feel compelled to check - what is it you’re doing with teenagers at the ungodly hours of the day? I’m sure you’ll confirm said teenagers are the fruit of your withered loins before you set off the Corners’ Yewtree Information Device (YID) and all manner of unpleasantness ensues. But still, what do they need from you?

I’ll spare you a thought next time I brew up, trudging about in the dark with a little yellow bag of dogshit in hand. Whatever makes you happy. 

I’m off to the Tennis.

I hope Father Christmas brings you a belated torn cruciate ligament, Dr Verbose.

When you claim "before the rest of the house stirs", I assume you mean the only person you live with: your Aussie wife. Actually, I'm a little disappointed you've taken the Yewtree angle on this, especially as it would be obvious to anyone with more than three brain cells that dogs and teenagers et al. affect one's time on any given morning.

And your mornings appear to involve "a cup of tea" rather than espresso coffee, yet you have the audacity to call me a big poof... Jeez. You do indeed sound like a retired old fart.

11 hours ago, and said:

I didn't, but then again, I'm not fuckin' gay!

We're a little over three months away from April Fools Day, you fuckin' obvious Cleveland steamer sodomite.

13 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Could be worse OCR, you could need to get up at 530am to eke out a crust like @Wolfie.

Is it not still dark at that time of day? The very thought. 

Of course, no one in the 24-hour daylit utopia that is Australia gets up at 5.30am before work. Not a soul – not even doctors or nurses.

The difference between your life as a civil servant, in which you must have been ruled by a Third Reich iron fist for most of it, and mine, in which I have freedoms to choose when I work, is that I like to rise early. Dogs, teenagers and training before I decide to work – rather than a bureaucrat pulling my strings – all play a part.

Go figure, presumptuous wanker.

35 minutes ago, Decimus said:

The Teague's overly contrived mask of nonchalant blarney has well and truly slipped yet again over the last 48 hours.

I take great pleasure in the fact that he clearly wants to portray himself as a shoulder-shrugging, easy going Paddy, yet is unable to keep up the facade even when subjected to the mildest of ribbings.

Like all of his kind, the bitter inferiority complex of his race shines brighter than the morning dew on a rotten lumper potato.

Lolololaffin.

Indeed. He's the most triggered, easily riled contributor on here – by some distance. 

He's also second only to ginger flaps in the last-word merchant stakes, as he'll undoubtedly confirm...

On 22/12/2023 at 03:02, PANZER MURPHY said:

I didn't have the dubious privilege of readin the wuggers latest haff baked little englander shite withers baby..has he been dragged out the back and shot in the face?..lol

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

Ah, but you did. I know this because I was up for work at 5.30am the following morning – and noticed you were logged into this topic at precisely the same time, without doubt reading the comment I made about your ma via notification.

You lying piece of shit Teague wanker. Lol.

On 20/12/2023 at 17:55, Decimus said:

He's a right fucking queer, isn't he? I've never had this much attention from another man and I have to say he's coming across like he definitely wants both of our cocks in his arsehole at the same time. Even as I type I see he's just quoted me on another thread in yet more desperate attention seeking antics.

I'm not sure how I'm supposed to feel about it, some would say I should be flattered, but as I'm not a raging fucking queen I have to say I wish he'd take his advances to someone more likely to reciprocate. Frank perhaps?

The Yiddish bum-ferret has been so far up Frank's arsehole recently I'm surprised he can see where he's going. Perhaps the olive-skinned wanker's cavernous, Thamesmead-rooted rectum allows in just enough light for Captain Shit to navigate his next trolling endeavour. What a pair of mincers.

14 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

Wuggers baby ya seem to be laboring under the notion that i value anything that you say ..let me relieve ya of that buden ..any hows the mama doin..she gettin used to the rain...lol

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

14 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

Speakin of micks bally baby..we see the norn brethren starting to fight among themselves... havin thrown treeza under the bus rishi is about to throw wee Jeffrey under another bus again ..lundys everywhere in the ranks of unionizm...lol

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

14 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

Deserters decco baby...you lot shot yers..we just didnt give them cushy jobs in semi state companies...but i forgive yer ignorance for yer a product of an apallin educational system..read more...post less..lol

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

You easily rattled, highly strung, utterly predictable Oirish wanker.

Genuinely laffin... lololol.